sparklestheunicorn
sparklestheunicorn
what a shame she's fucked in the head
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You know, I get it. Being raised a superstar must be really, really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you're worth a damn off the court - yeah, sounds rough. Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time. I know it's not entirely your fault that you are mentally unbalanced and infected with these delusions of grandeur, and I know you're physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like every other normal human being can, but I don't think any of us should have to put up with this much of your bullshit. Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. So please, please just shut the fuck up and leave us alone.
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sparklestheunicorn · 5 hours ago
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hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)
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sparklestheunicorn · 5 hours ago
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I love having mutuals. #myfriends<3
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sparklestheunicorn · 5 hours ago
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love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be
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sparklestheunicorn · 5 hours ago
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how the world feels when you listen to a song for the first time and immediately know you'll love it forever
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sparklestheunicorn · 5 hours ago
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i think what bothers me about a lot of "girl power" narratives is that they function on the implicit idea on the idea that women can become worthy of respect. and i happen to think that really caring about women means believing they already are worthy of respect. that historical seamstresses and soccer moms and forgotten sisters and sweet polite little girls and someone's weird grandma matter just as much as the warriors and politicians, even if they, personally, never accomplish anything "cool."
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sparklestheunicorn · 14 hours ago
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sparklestheunicorn · 15 hours ago
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i really think this tweet is onto something
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sparklestheunicorn · 15 hours ago
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sparklestheunicorn · 15 hours ago
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just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season
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sparklestheunicorn · 17 hours ago
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sparklestheunicorn · 17 hours ago
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Now a new study looking at 400,000 youths from 88 countries around the world suggests such bans are making a difference in reducing youth violence. It marks the first systematic assessment of whether an association exists between a ban on corporal punishment and the frequency in which adolescents get into fights. 
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sparklestheunicorn · 17 hours ago
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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.
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sparklestheunicorn · 17 hours ago
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sparklestheunicorn · 17 hours ago
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me whenever i get obsessed with something new and subject my tumblr mutuals to it
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