You know, I get it. Being raised a superstar must be really, really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you're worth a damn off the court - yeah, sounds rough. Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time. I know it's not entirely your fault that you are mentally unbalanced and infected with these delusions of grandeur, and I know you're physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like every other normal human being can, but I don't think any of us should have to put up with this much of your bullshit. Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. So please, please just shut the fuck up and leave us alone.
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A little Andrew & Neil for those who have been with me for a long time.
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Felt like posting these Andrews from when I was figuring out his appearance when I first picked up the book.
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tired from canucks hockey so more injured boys
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Can i say something problematique for terminally online millenials and people born after that point: I think the seeming lack of ability or willingness to call one another and chat on the phone with friends unprompted or out of the blue contributes to whatever hellish loneliness everyone is talking about feeling these days. Say what you want about boomers and old people but those guys mostly knew how to keep in touch with each other. Idk man call a bitch today
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it’s always when you open tumblr in public when an 1866 painting of a vagina shows up on your dash
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chappell roan. like if you agree. rb to chappell ur roan.
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Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked
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i think people would be more likely to get more out of therapy if the threat of involuntary psychiatric hold was a less common practice for people who admit they’re having a really bad time
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Work’s finally chilled out a bit!
POV: Nicky is taking pictures of the team arriving for another match 🤭
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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
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do you ever draw something for yourself that’s so deliciously self-indulgent that you just sit there like
[Image ID: 2 digital drawings of a short-haired person drawing on a tablet. In the first image they are looking at the screen and blushing pink. In the second image they are looking away from the screen and blushing more heavily, with the caption “…is this allowed?”. End ID]
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