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de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

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“Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink, we do it right gettin slizzard”

9 year old me:

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The Sketch, London, February 7, 1912

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i think this is probably one of the best rat videos i've ever seen and you all need to see it. just look at that calm beast

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Alternating

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I live in a never ending cycle of forgetting to wash my water bottle until I give myself mildew poisoning and then I spend a few days wondering why I have a sore throat and migraine until I remember to push that damn rock up the hill

anyways, this is your reminder to wash your damn water bottle and drink lots of water without killing yourself

thanks

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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

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sorry I can't respond to your text bc I need to die a thousand deaths for some reason

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let's lean with mama

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time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

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saw a post i disagreed with. didn’t die. but came close

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

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cupping my hands together in the shower over my tummy letting them fill with water and spill over pretending i'm a beautifully detailed statue fountain in sicily that was modeled after the sculptor's wife that tragically passed and he considers it his greatest loss and he never remarried and wept while thinking about her every night until he died and an eclectic, sort of geeky and awkward art history student just finished his final about me in which he said that several historians consider me the most beautiful statue fountain in the world, and while that is true, he's also been obsessed with me since he saw a picture of me in a library book when he was young and i'm part of the reason for his taste in women as an adult and he's going to use the college fund money he secretly put away to go to sicily with his girlfriend to come see me because i was the art piece that made her feel beautiful and finally comfortable in her own skin after years of feeling unloved because i look just like her (she is also hopelessly in love with me) and he gently caresses the wedding ring in his pocket smiling gently glancing over at her glowing face as she makes eye contact with me and finally feels like everything is going to be okay. then i get shampoo. in my eye

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panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right