sparklingdwarf
sparklingdwarf
Everyone in Kirkwall is Queer
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Mostly shitposts. Find me on sideblog @tiredfudanshi, finnish shitposts @liitoshitsaaja and insta @myrdesky. Anders dragon age apologist except i do not apologize
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sparklingdwarf · 10 hours ago
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we were critiquing character designs in class today, when there was a really good one, and someone turned to the artist, holding their laptop. the screen of which just said "WOULD" in big trackpad-drawn letters
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sparklingdwarf · 13 hours ago
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im going crazy you have GOT to decouple romance/amatonormativity and marriage in your mind. you have GOT to understand that marriage is a legal document that protects you from exploitation especially if you are a woman or a stay-at-home anything. it is not some evil unique to heterosexual people. it is a legal document that says 'this is who i want in my hospital room when i die, this is who i want to have my stuff when i die, THIS PERSON OWES ME RECOMPENSE IF THEY KICK ME OUT OF THE HOUSE I LIVE IN"
You are not immune to being taken advantage of by your partner if you are queer. do not wind up homeless because your garbage live-ins name is on the lease and they decided to drop you like hot coals.
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sparklingdwarf · 13 hours ago
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when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish
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sparklingdwarf · 14 hours ago
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learning that 1. there's a thing called the 'gen z stare' 2. it pisses people off and 3. it's just underpaid service workers staring at someone until they follow a simple instruction, has been interesting.
for example, the card reader says 'remove card' the customer goes 'it says remove card, what do i do?' then some underpaid 20 year old just stares at whatever twat just asked that question. apparently that's devastating for baby boomers and gen x'ers, and they're complaining about it. retail workers should be allowed to jump the counter and kill customers
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sparklingdwarf · 14 hours ago
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my uh, close internet friend broke up with his girlfriend over financial things but the more he describes it the more i think its insane he ever stayed. She wanted to be engaged before they even moved in with each other, no prenup, she's 60k in debt, he has like 100k in assets, she's a Divorce Laywer. Can you imagine getting rushed into marriage by a divorce lawyer. lmao.
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sparklingdwarf · 14 hours ago
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...........i'm reinking the whole piece but not on a monochrome layer. all tutorials i found for this stuff said to use it cause it's "cleaner" but tbh for web it looks bad and deletes parts
i'm not gonna go flat greyscale either cause i tbh think it looks like ass, guess we'll be going rogue and mixing this stuff up
and hey i got my file size down by a lot...
file exporting my beloathed
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sparklingdwarf · 14 hours ago
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file exporting my beloathed
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sparklingdwarf · 16 hours ago
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funniest childhood memories to look back on are always hands-down the kink formation ones. hey, little me, do you want to explain to anyone why you’re watching the jungle book 2 for the 40th time this week. it’s not even a good movie. would you please stop staring at that snake.
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sparklingdwarf · 16 hours ago
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so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful
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sparklingdwarf · 16 hours ago
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ponderous guy whose pronouns are huh/hmm
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iconic!
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sparklingdwarf · 22 hours ago
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I do think one of the things that made me saddest about Veilguard was the sheer lack of continuity. And I'm not even talking about worldstates.
Where are the Varterral? Why is Arlathan forest guarded by magical robots instead?
Where are the merchant princes of Antiva? You know, the people who really run Antiva? Not the king, not the Crows?
Why does the Lighthouse exist? Wasn't it implied in the last game that Skyhold was Solas’s fortress? The place where the sky is held back?
Why was Emmrich never a member of a Circle? Why have we forgotten that Nevarra had Circles (although presumably those who managed to become Mortalitasi had much greater freedom than mages elsewhere, they would presumably also all be Harrowed mages from the Circles in Nevarra originally)? Why have we forgotten that Cumberland was home to the College of Enchanters?
Where is the Felicisima Armada? That Isabela was part of? Why does the timeline of Taash's storyline and their mother's work with the Lords clash completely with the Kirkwall timeline?
What do you mean, the Titans are done? Then what was going on with the Titan in the Descent? The one that woke up and started moving around and got soothed by reconnecting itself with Valta? It seems like that Titan was very much alive and well, where are the others? Given that lyrium is alive and the Titan's blood, I can only assume that anyplace where you have actively growing lyrium, you have a living Titan? Why can't the dwarves reconnect with them?
A lot of these are little things...but they all add up. This, combined with the fact that quite a lot of the characters don't seem particularly integrated into the world of Thedas either...
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