Nothing ever goes as planned - And that's my cat accepting his fate to the scrunchie
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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Literal definition of spyware:
Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡
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Purple alleyways ☔
Tip jar | Wallpapers | Prints | Twitter | Bluesky
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🎣THE FISH MARKET IS OPEN🎣
Today's catch is Atlantic Salmon!
Handmade with 100% wool felt, only 3 are available and will be made to order!
Bisonwares.com
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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy
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