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Cinder: what did you do?

Thorne: okay, I'll tell you, but you have to promise me you won't get mad

Scarlet: what. Did. You. Do?

Thorne: well, I was minding my own business–

Cinder & Scarlet: *in unison* BULLSHIT!

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Thorne: Jacin, what's your number?

Jacin, visibly texting: oh I don't have a phone

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Cinder: yesterday I overheard Iko saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Thorne replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Thorne: so what's it like dating Cinder?

Kai: once, I asked her to bring me a bottle of water while she was pissed at me. She brought me a glass full of ice and told me to wait.

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Kai: HELP! I TOLD CINDER I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Thorne, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: and you thought I could help?

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Jacin: I know we have an unspoken rivalry.

Thorne: it's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

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Thorne: you remind me of the ocean

Jacin: why?

Thorne: because you're salty and you scare people

Jacin: ...

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Cinder: it feels like I'm always saving your ass

Thorne: well, it is an ass worth saving

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Cinder: sometimes, when I don't know what to do, I ask myself; what would Thorne do? And do the exact opposite.

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Winter: so will we see the unicorn warriors in the zoo?

Thorne: the what?

Scarlet: she means rhinos

Thorne:

Thorne: don't you have those on the Moon

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Thorne: the first time i met Cinder, she gave me 2 dollars. It wasn't necessary and nobody asked her to do it but she still did it.

Cinder: i thought he was homeless

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Kai: as my mentor once said,

Kai: get fucked

Torin: I have never once said that.

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Thorne: it must be hard not being able to laugh

Jacin: I do have a sense of humor, you know

Thorne: I've never heard you laugh before

Jacin: I've never heard you say anything funny

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Winter: seven has 'even' in it

Scarlet: yeah, so?

Winter: that's odd

Scarlet:

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Cinder: I regret giving you that blender.

Thorne, drinking a sandwich: why?

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Winter: thanks for coming to my Winter talk.

Scarlet: Winter that's not how it–

Winter: why should Ted have all the talks?

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Cinder: hey Thorne, did you ever notice there's a "U" in stupid?

Thorne: well, Cin-Cin, there's also an "I" in stupid

Cinder:

Thorne: wait–