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anyways when hilary swank came out in that fucking backwards hat i laughed. i fucking laughed. imagine having a character design so immediately recognizable because shes the only character in an entire tv show that is constantly wearing a hat. as soon as she walked in i barked HAT in the chat like some kind of fucked up dog. character design of all time. perry the platypus level of character design.

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Mistylot nation just wanted to say that I love you I am thinking of you and I’m very grateful for all of you <3 Hopefully we can emerge from this stronger and continue in our mission to get Misty a supportive and intact gf

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lesbian divorced couple that were never married in the first place are now back together!!

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Welcome back queens it wasn’t lost on me that Misty didn’t say “I loved her” she said “I love her.” Present tense. Even when everything else she said about Nat was in the past tense.

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straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups are like: *dead team captain haunting her homoerotic bestie* *depressed butcher* *makeshift doctor turned potential serial killer* *italian with a gun* *unkillable goalie who's been mauled by wolves* *sleepwalking, dirt eating lawyer* *modern day joan of arc* *schizophrenic and prophetic cult leader* *travis*

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What if Misty was charged for every crime she committed?

Misty’s charges

Hear ye, hear ye, today we gather around for the prosecution of Misty Quigley.

Prosecution counsel, you may proceed.

Reckless Endangerment: (10 years) Breaking the Black Box]

Kidnapping: (20 years) [The Reporter]

Extortion: (12.5 years) [Threatening the Reporter over her father]

First Degree Murder: (30 years to life) [Poisoning the Reporter]

Second Degree Murder: (25 years to life) [Pushing Crystal off]

Involuntary manslaughter: (5 years to life) [Killing Natalie]

Criminal Mischief: (180 days and a $2000 fine) [Slashing Natalie’s tires]

Three counts of Desecration of a corpse: (5 to 20 years for each count) [Cannibalism and dismembering Adams body]

Accessory to Murder: (25 years)  [Helping Shauna hide the body]

Accessory After the Fact: (2 years) [Helping Shauna conceal the crime]

Assault in the Second Degree: (10 years) [Drugging the soup at Doomcoming]

Second-degree felony: (15 years in state prison and a $10,000 fine) [Threating the motel worker]

Impersonating a federal agent: (3 years & fine) [With Martin at the Motel]

Elder Abuse: (5 years and $5,000 fine) [Threatening the patient at her work and purposefully neglecting her]

Breaking and entering: (3 years) [Breaking into Natalie’s room]

Minimum sentence:

175.5 years and 6 months

…And a fine of $17,000.

I hereby declare this woman not guilty, on account of being a cutie patootie.

Court dismissed.

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girlkissers

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Hoping for more betrayals in season three of Yellowjackets. Just like… selfish, awful, cruel betrayals between people who should be able to trust each other. Perhaps some overt Judas symbolism, if it’s not too much to ask.

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"what not to say to someone who just came out" but it's yellowjackets p2

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"what not to say to someone who just came out" but it's yellowjackets p1

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Discussion I’ve been having for an eternity now: Which Yellowjacket would you least want to be trapped in a room with for 24 hours?

Parameters are it’s only the adult versions. You’re not trying to escape the room, nor is there any way to escape even if you wanted to. Neither of you know the reason you’ve been thrown in there, but you’ve both been assured that in 24 hours someone will come to get you out. The room has enough food and water for both of you along with anything else you’d need to use in the span of a day, but no WiFi or other means of contacting the outside world.

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I really see Shauna on the first one! I know we’ve already seen her handwriting ‘cause of the journals, but I almost feel like this style fits her vibe even better. But in case that’s not an option, maybe Van?

100% agree with the second one being Misty. We also see a bit of her handwriting in her binder during Doomcoming, but this has very similar vibes!

Also, do me? 🥺

Bored asf so what yj would have my handwriting???

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SOMEONE ELSE MADE THE RIGHT IMAGE/CAME UP WITH THIS BUT I DONT REMEMBER WHO IM SORRY 😭

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“The Natalie Scatorccio and Misty Quigley Comedy Hour!”

(From “Yellowjackets” tv show)

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from liv's ig story

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Rewatching Yellowjackets with my parents again and I gotta act like I relate to Misty just enough to get them to understand her better without making them genuinely concerned for me.

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I missed her so much !!!