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my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

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my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

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Using my boyfriend's laptop and the first thing I see is the Wikipedia for Beef Stew where every link is purple

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My hungry ass couldn’t be an archaeologist

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yes i would get trapped in hell for 6 months out of the year for them

pomegranate seeds fulfill my urge to eat little gemstones

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pomegranate seeds fulfill my urge to eat little gemstones

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daddy chill 🥺

*neighs and gallops away*

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they need to invent tuck ins and goodnight kisses for big boys such as myself

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We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆

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hey, dont cry. backstreets back, alright?

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heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

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intense mosh pit going on at the punk concert and I'm standing in the center dancing like a peanuts character completely untouched as the crowd rages around me

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fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

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i am the most normal girl on planet earth. i drink water. i control my facial muscles and tone of voice. i wear a little boots. i am so normal