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college aus are kinda crazy. they would not be doing all that. There's midterms

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yo why red tornado actually like the funniest motherfucker to ever exist in the first issue of young justice '98.

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I haven't watched the episode, didn't even know there were new episodes releasing these days, then a celebratory clip appears on my feed and this was literally my reaction

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we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits

make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏

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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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fixed it

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amateur detective who solves crimes out of curiosity and then just. doesn't bother to tell anyone the identity of the perpetrator

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10/10 dad joke

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the fanon drake parents make me so much fucking angrier now that I've read identity crisis. yeah jack drake didn't care about his son at all and didn't care enough to notice he was robin. that's how that comic went. I need you to go sit in a hole and think about your actions and/or read the fucking source material. godbless.

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trying my best to haunt the narrative but no one really gives a shit

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The crux of the anti trans movement is a war on bodily autonomy. They don't want you to have any agency over what you look like, how you dress, who you date, whether to have kids, etc.

They want total control over you. Not just trans people. Not just queer people. You. Everyone.

Trans people are just a scapegoat. They want total control over everyone's self expression. They want the right to mold you into their perfect little cog in their dehumanizing machine.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. Our rights are your rights. Our destruction is your destruction.

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Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

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Imagine being JD Vance, who makes such a huge part of his personality being catholic. The pope himself takes time to lecture you on compassion then promptly DIES. The pope uses one of his last hours on earth to tell you that you suck at your religion on EASTER. And then DIES. Anyway RIP Pope Francis

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"blowing [someone's] brains out" sounds like it should be a sex thing tbh. missed opportunity.