spawn1644
spawn1644
Til Human Voices Wake Us (and we drown)
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spawn1644 · 2 hours ago
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spawn1644 · 3 hours ago
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Somewhere out there is the worst reviewed maid cafe on earth. And that cafe has a least popular maid.
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spawn1644 · 3 hours ago
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spawn1644 · 5 hours ago
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Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.
Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.
He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.
And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.
Loserlord indeed
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spawn1644 · 5 hours ago
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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
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spawn1644 · 6 hours ago
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Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...
Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????
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spawn1644 · 7 hours ago
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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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spawn1644 · 7 hours ago
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Source: ayumioyabun
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spawn1644 · 15 hours ago
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spawn1644 · 1 day ago
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i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.
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spawn1644 · 1 day ago
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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spawn1644 · 1 day ago
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spawn1644 · 1 day ago
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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.
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spawn1644 · 1 day ago
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love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew
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