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This one is for all the siblings out there.. My condolences.

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Explain yourself.

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Top left clockwise: Keith groover, Jordan Simons, Bret Crow, Harry Hansen

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next gen stealth just dropped

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This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week

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so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go

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Never getting over how differently howl's moving castle book and movie treat the scarecrow

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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

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The hydrangea pond is overflowing with blue gentleness.

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Somewhere out there is the worst reviewed maid cafe on earth. And that cafe has a least popular maid.

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🐟🐟🐟

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Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter