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i dreamt of a house with too many rooms, which sounds lyrical and all except most of them were just full of different kinds of couch

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creating a book series called "big fear shakespeare" where i expect you to know every reference and definition and instead there are comments in the margins saying things like "what kind of idiot wouldn't know this?"

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It also takes art to restore old paintings that look like scabs...

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fuck yeah !!!!!!!!!

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this is everything to me 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕

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this is peak Craigslist

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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

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Source (couldn’t find the original post to reblog):

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Boy Next World

I finished this after stopping-starting-stopping it like a month or two ago 🫣 please don't blame past me! The first three episodes are low-key slow until they start throwing straight grenades at the plot and your psyche.

Spoilers and thoughts below the cut!

So as I said, I spent the first few episodes struggling to get invested, but then I hit episode four and marathoned the rest in a single night D: (rip my sleep schedule).

This one had me live-blogging the entire show to a friend through text--I swear I sent like fifteen multi-paragraph messages. I'm tempted to track an ENG trans of the book down and read it because I'm still trying to wrap my head around everything. Tbh, I need to watch the special episode!!! but I can't find it anywhere yet!! Gah.

I don't get into the pairing/rp shipping and whatnot, let the men do as they please with whom they please, etc. But I do think it lowkey shows either how good of actors these two are OR how comfy they are with each other to uhhh go like that on camera in a room full of people filming you. And then look each other in the eyes and eat lunch together and whatnot five minutes later.

But I digress. The show was super cool and fun; I loved the alternate dimension stuff, and I love how the show fucked with the audience's head by pulling the rug out from under you like four separate times. I was fully convinced it was a sci-fi show and then Cir said he just "dreamed" up their whole relationship and stalked Phu for years, and I was like, "oh, so this is just psychological horror??" Which I was still into, and I started rationalizing/explaining to myself just how Cir would have gotten to be that...uh. mentally unwell, and everything the show did for the next episode or so really helped me flesh all of those thoughts out. And then immediately said HA! no it's sci fi, but we're doing psychological warfare to you :D

I loved all of it and I want to rewatch it with someone and come up with a million different universes and explanations for dark!Cir and what the hell that dimension even is, and why dark!Cir seems to be stuck there?? and what he meant by "hopefully this one will have a happy ending" hello???

The NC (I really need someone to explain to me what that stands for btw, I just picked it up from online discussions and whatnot) scenes were uhhhh distressing to watch as I sat with a hilariously ugly facemask on and caught my own reflection in the laptop screen when it got too dark T-T lmao. I had to pause the show and go clean off my face and mentally prepare myself because otherwise I was feeling WAY too self conscious to watch that. Why? IDK don't come at me. They were really good scenes!

The mom was a psycho, and I'm excited for the special episode bc I really hope Ozone has an actual PLAN for dealing with her, bc otherwise I will be deeply unimpressed with the ending and the idea that there's literally no other solution but to trade one son for another and subject SOMEONE to horrific abuse and control. How did she never get arrested for child abuse, ffs?

Anyway. My favorite part, tbh, is Jin as a whole but also the cute relationship building he's got going on with Wim. The fact that he can just read minds, you know, like it's hard? was incredible. His character was SO much fun and I want like 100 fics exploring him as a character STAT. He was such a little shit and having SO much fun and made me giggle and kick my feet like a kid when he was teasing Wim.

Anyway. 9/10 for me, pending the special episode. :D

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you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

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faithful depiction of the yugioh card that i saw in my dream last night

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“How’s life?”

Me:

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if trains were free i would absolutely just ride around for fun, not even to go anywhere

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Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -

why are your legs so long?

I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?

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"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

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Look I don't wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button

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June 12th 2025 best hockey tweet(s) of the day