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[ desxderium ]

            ❝— Uuuh huh. Well I’m a believer in second chances so try again. Least you got the — crowd’s — attention, so it’s a start.❞

                 ❝ Second chances, huh. Not sure that’s the brightest idea around, but I’ll take it. Okay. So how does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry? ❞

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[ walksxinxbeauty ]

     “Did they?” Uhura asked with a smile. “It’s Uhura. And you’re Watney, right? From the Ares?”

                ❝ Uhura. Right. That’s what I meant. Wow I feel like an ass right now. But yes, I am Dr. Watney. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’ve heard a lot about you. ❞

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[ sorcr ]

                  “well —- i mean, okay fine. they were kinda cute when they hatched. ” there’s a pause and a frown. “ — iwanna take that as a compliment, but then again i don’t —- because i’m just a PIE ? a PIECE of pie ? ”

                ❝ Please tell me you aren’t one of those people who actual wants a baby pet dinosaur. ❞ he uttered with sheer amazement; it would be insane to think such, especially with one of the more dangerous ones.  ❝ What’s wrong with being a piece of a pie? Don’t you like pie? ❞

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        ❝ And who are you, I have not seen you aboard the USS Ares before. ❞

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         ❝ Do you think potatoes, alone, can be considered a wholesome meal? ❞

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[ exubiytsa ]

[★]          ❝ Not really, Buzz Lightyear. ❞

              ❝ Buzz Lightyear? I mean, that’s not an insult but I like to think I’m more of a Captain Jack Sparrow. ❞

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     ❝ Tough crowd tonight, so I am guessing that is a no to old war stories? ❞

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[ sorcr ]

            “they most certainly ARE assholes. velociraptor, i mean —- the girls are kinda cute, but i wouldn’t be hugging them at night. ”

           ❝ I’m sorry, what part of cute can you see from those big ass lizards? Those things look at me like I’m Christmas dinner. You’re more of like a little piece of key-lime pie. ❞

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@ofeterniiity​ liked for a one-liner

           ❝ I’m the guy from Mars, you know the one they left.  ❞

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[ exubiytsa ]

[★]         ❝ Think you’ll need a lot more than the war paint getup. ❞

            ❝ You don’t I can scare anyone? ❞

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@walksxinxbeauty​  liked for a one-liner

            ❝ Uhna     Uhar     UH. I don’t think they spelt your name right. ❞

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@sorcr​ liked for a one-liner

        ❝ You know why dinosaurs are extinct? It’s because they are FUCKIN’ assholes. Fuck you Velocirpatou       whatever the hell it’s named. ❞

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@kryptona​ liked for a one-liner

        ❝ Supergirl, huh? What’s so great about her anyways? Yeah she might be super, but I’m a botanist. I think that’s A WHOLE LOT cooler. ❞

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@exubiytsa liked for a oneliner

         ❝ So the whole black eye-liner thing, you think that would make me look more menacing? ❞

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[ velmstxr ]

      and velma thought working at nasa        was going to be all work and no PLAY.

           “ are you POSITIVE that’s a replica ? looks               pretty legitimate to me – “

       not that SHE was going to tell anyone.        that’s a job for SECURITY, not a research        scientist.

                      ❝ Positive? Well not exactly, but come on it’s just a suit. ❞

                 of course it was worth thousands of dollars, that had not meant the childish Mark Watney would stay away. he adored pushing the boundaries between what was allowed && what was not      he qualified wearing one of the suits as such an occasion.

                     ❝ Want to try it on? It’s pretty cool you know. I feel like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. ❞