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speakingofspidey
Speaking of Spider-man
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speakingofspidey · 7 years ago
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In 'Infinity War' film, Spider-Man turns into a sidekick to Iron Man. Iron Man has became Batman...and Spidey, is Robin! That is insulting. No offense to the Robins; Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Damian Wayne and all others yet to be, you are all great. Guys, forgive, but you are not Spider-Man and Spidey is not you! That is okay, wonderful even.  Spider-Man is a loner. He is guided by his intuition and sense of right and wrong. He relies on himself. He stand with others but can triumph alone when needed. In 'Infinity War', we see a Spider-Man who does not seem to have that confidence or the sarcastic that makes him awesome. Pointless!!!!​Also, 'THE HOMECOMING' SEQUEL TITLE IS LAME!!!
'Spider-Man: Far From Home' does not scream Spider-Man. Such a title says, 'Hi, We Are Disney! And We Water Everything Down Even The Greatest Super Hero of All Time!'​Have we forgotten the Million different Spider-Man titles pasted on the comics? You know, those things made of paper sold at shops with pictures attached to words? Adjective less Spider-Man was used for the first three films, which were not bad.
Correction, the first one was good, the second was excellent and the third was better off forgotten and purged from memory. Please go get that memory erasing wand from Men In Black so to save space in the brain for good movies. Then you had the two Amazing Spider-Man films and again were okay so we are left with: Sensational, Avenging, Spectacular, Team Up, Superior, Web of, 2099, Ultimate, Unlimited, Adventure of or Adventures, Chapter One, Noir, Manga, 1608, Peter Parker:, you get the idea. Attach any of those to Spider-Man and were are off to at least a good sounding Spidey Film.
'Home Coming' and 'Far From Home' just sounds like a made for TV movies about kid power and stupid adults and a excuse to sleep for an hour and forty five minutes. Really, I felt I was was watching a movie that was going to take place at a dance.
Now with this new one, I feel that it might be about camping or something like that. Does not scream 'Super Hero Powered by a Radioactive Spider and Saves the Day Cause It's the Right Thing To Do'. Screams dumb.
Delete the entire Spider-Man concept and call it 'Peter Parker' We can thrill as we watch Peter go to gym class, eat lunch, talk to friends, do homework or something dumb!​​ Fantasy, people, embrace it.
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