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Never forget when The New Day called Ambreigns shippers out on live tv

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For all my plus size girls

- Coconut oil is great for boob sweat

- Essential oils/Deodorant for thigh chafing

- Crop tops? WEAR THAT

- Wanna ride his/her face? Do it. They’re grown. They will find a way to breathe.

- Afraid to have sex with the lights on? Girl, they knew what they signed up for, flaunt them stretch marks. Guarantee you that your confidence will turn them on even more

- Double chin troubles? Search for contouring videos on youtube

- Trouble with confidence? Walk with your shoulders back and your head high, I promise you it works

-Scared to eat in fear of judgment? Please eat, they’re probably not paying you any attention and if they are? Fuck em

- Worried about if you could get away with wearing that? Well I’m telling you that you CAN

And last but not least important, ALWAYS remember:

-YOU FUCKING PRETTY, BITCH

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Just Saying

Requested by @tryingtofindaplaceinthisworld 

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“What’s taking her soooo long?” Dean groaned, thrashing about in his seat at the back.

“Now now Dean, patience, okay kiddo?”

“Hmph! This sucks,” he said sadly, sounding more juvenile as he spoke. “No more appearances again with a pregnant woman, I refuse, I don’t want to be a part of it,”

“You suggested it,”

“I’m me, y'know how I get. I didn’t think she’d change her dress four times and take two years to do her hair and make-up,”

“I have to live with that for five more months,” Roman said, but there wasn’t an ounce of dread in his voice.

“I wouldn’t put up with it, I don’t see why she turned down the help with make-up and hair,”

“Go ahead Dean, go in there and tell her that,” Roman laughed remembering how she nearly physically assault him when he kept insisting that she should have a team help her get ready.

“What are you saying I’m now incapable of looking after myself?”

Mouth gaped and startled, Roman shook his head no at his fuming wife. “No, nah…uh, just thought-”

“No, you are embarrassed of me. You don’t want to be seen with me, you want a professional team to mask the ugly, so go on without me then,”

“No it’s not that, I was only suggesting, I thought it’d be too much to do it all yourself,”

“I’m 30 years old and very capable of looking after myself; that includes dressing myself up and doing my own hair and make-up,”

“You’re right baby, I’m sorry,” he gave in; his mom was right; apologise, even when you’re right is the secret to making it alive with a pregnant woman.

“Yeah well you chose to marry her and couldn’t keep your dick in your pants,” Dean said quietly.

“No regrets. Try it one day, it’s fun,” Roman urged.

“No thank you, I’m put off. Rene and I will adopt, thanks though for caring. Now, can you call that wife of yours please? I wanna goooo!”

“Nah, I’m not doing it but you can call her,” Roman said shaking his head and looking at his best friend through the rearview mirror. “I’m tryna not get shouted at this evening,”

“See, even you’re scared of her. She’s like Godzilla,”

“Alright calm down man, she’s not that bad,” Roman said, because all jokes aside, that was his wife. “Just stop tryna wind her up. You like watching her freak out and then complain when she does, just leave her and she’ll be nice to you…there she is, now be nice. Shower her with compliments.”

“That’s your job. You scared of her man?”

“Sometimes,”

“Me too man, we gotta look out for each other tonight, alright? Can’t let her see that we are scared,”

“You’re being a little dramatic now,”

“Aye, I’m looking out for you brother. I can hide with Rene, so I’m good. If you don’t need my help cool, good luck.”

Roman glared at him through the mirror, but ran out of time to lecture him because his wife was getting too close, so he walked out of the car to help her wiggle into the vehicle.

“You all set?” he asked as she climbed in, holding the door open for her.

“Thank you baby, that Saint Laurent wouldn’t even zip up, the shoes…let’s not even go there. I’ve expanded in every way possible,” she frowned and then pouted.

“And that’s okay, it’s supposed happen isn’t it?”

“You just wanna get laid tonight,” she smiled up at him.

“Yes, but that’s not it. You know that,” he said grinning back before shutting the door and walked around the car to his side.

“Hey Dean,” Y/N turned around to face him.

“Hey again in your fourth dress, how you feeling?”

“Same ol same ol, sorry I took long. Had to change my make up to match the dress, nothing fits anymore,” she said just as Roman climbed into his side and started up the car.

“Aaw poor thing, you look fine though. What happened to the gold dress you were lusting after the other…” Dean’s voice gradually faded at the sight of Roman in the rearview mirror signalling him to stop talking.

“It doesn’t fit anymore,” she said hotly.

“But you just bought it a week ago, jheeze, you’re piling it on quicker than Roman does-”

“Dean, where are we picking up Rene from?” Roman said intervening, his friend obviously oblivious to any hints he’d thrown out there.

“I am fat aren’t I?” she said to Roman, catching him offguard with her watery eyes. “You lied to me, so I’m guessing I look like a fucking hot dog in this dress, I’m not going,”

“Whoa whoa baby,” Roman said reaching out to her, but she shook him off, jerked the door open and shot out. “Shit!”

Roman slammed his fist on the steering wheel and rested his forehead against it for a few seconds, trying to regain control of the situation.

It was evident as she walked that the heels were slowing her down, making it look less dramatic than she wanted it to to emphasise her rage.

“Well done genius,” Roman kissed his teeth and sucked in air. “Now we ain’t ever making it to this thing, she’s gonna have to find another dress and redo her hair to match it again. Plus you’ve made her cry so that make-up’s gonna need to be redone,”

“What do we do?”

“We? As usual, I gotta go fix it,”

“Hey sweetie,” Roman said carefully, approaching her.

Y/N ignored him, turning her back to him, face furious as she dug in her bag for the house keys.

“Go away and laugh at me with Dean,”

“No one’s laughing at you, ignore him. You look fine. There’s nothing wrong wih you,”

“I could look better though isn’t it?”

“No, I don’t see anything wrong with you,”

“Yes you do, don’t lie. I feel like a balloon, so I must look like one,” she said sadly, gesturing to her small belly.

“Look, I don’t expect you to look the same pregnant as when you’re not. It doesn’t make sense. If you’re freaking out now when you’re still small, then what more in a few months?” she chewed on her bottom lip, his words sinking in. He was right.  "I love how you look like this, it’s a beautiful reminder everyday of what we have, what we have created and what we have to look forward to. Don’t let people’s insecurities doubt how you look, because you are fine. And by fine, I mean, damn you fine,“

She started cracking; a smile teasing at her lips. She was blushing too.

"You’re after something,”

“Not even, can’t a man compliment a woman - his wife without an ulterior motive?”

Now there was the one of the reasons why she married him. The man loved her to pieces, and always made that known.

Y/N smiled fully, no point fighting it now, his charm worked.

“Okay, you’re right.”

“Good,” he wiped off a stray tear with his thumb. “Now can we go, please? Because your man’s hungry right now, y'know me when I’m hungry,”

“Yes Incredible Hulk, we can go,” she placed her hand in his and they walked back down the path together towards the car.

“Heeeey, you made it,” Dean greeted as they climbed  into the car.

“Yuup, and you’re gonna sit there and be quiet,” Roman instructed.

Dean frowned, considering it momentarily. “Mhhh, yah, I guess I can do that,”

“Great, let’s go,” Roman said starting the car back up.

“You know what would be funny after all this?” Dean started as they drove away, his laugh bubbling up. “Is if someone else was wearing the same dress,”

“Deaaaan,” Roman groaned as he imagined the look on his wife’s face.

One look at her and his fear was confirmed.

“What?” Dean shrugged. “It’s just hypothetics,”

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Dean Ambrose on Ride Along

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Dude I think I’m in love with your sister : A Roman reigns and Dean ambrose Imagine

This one for one of my favorite follower I am sorry it took so long hope you don’t hate me for it. <3 @conversewwechick

Anyone but him roman wished but the pure fact was it was him.The girl he was falling for was his best friends sister god how he wished it wasn’t him or he wished he could like somebody different but he couldn’t he only had eyes for Y/N. Roman knew that if he spoke his true feeling for Y/N that his lunatic for a best friend dean ambrose would have a major problem with it. Roman wouldn’t blame dean though  he probably feel the same way about it if his best friend was trying to date his younger sister to. Roman decide that he would do everything in his power to try and ignore his feeling for Y/N but as the week passed it was starting to become harder and harder he could only avoid Y/N for so long before he would end up having to hang out with her and dean.slow but surely roman was starting to not act like himself avoiding both dean and Y/N at any cost and dean was getting sick of it he wanted to what he did that was so wrong that caused his best friend to ignore him dean was going to get down to the bottom of this problem at all cost. It was Monday night raw dean didn’t have a match but he have something to say so when the show opened dean decide he go out there and speak his mind. he walked his nonchalant walk down to the ring picking up a mic and waiting for the crowd to die down from their cheers. “You know trust and brotherhood is a big thing with me and you all know my very best friend roman reigns you see roman has been acting weird lately ignore my calls ,my texts, avoiding me in the halls even gone as far as to avoid my sister so what i wanna knows is if we got problem because you know me ro you try and stab me in the back ro it’s not going to go down so well” dean drop the mic before getting ready to exit the ring but before he could leave roman theme blasted  through the arena. roman slowly made his way through the crowd entering the ring and picking up the mic dean dropped “I really can’t  believe you don’t see it look i can’t even believe what you just said dean and i really can’t believe what i am about to say but dean i think i am in love with your sister that is why the reason i have been acting so weird. Dean couldn’t believe his ear his best friend was in love with his sister coming face to face with roman dean had a scowl on his face and roman was preparing him for a fight with his best friend but to his surprise dean pulled him into a hug and fist bump before whispering in his ear “If you hurt my sister i’ll kill you” roman let out a laugh before dean exited the ring. Rubbing the back of his neck roman decide it was final time to ask Y/N out “Well since the cat out of the bag Y/N will you please come down to the ring i feel like their something i need to ask you. Y/N  music hit she slowly walked down to the ring giving a few young fan high fives as she stepped in the ring. Roman couldn’t wipe the grin off his face”thanks for joining me um well look i think you are the most beautiful girl in the world and i would love for you to be my girl so Y/N will you please make me the happiest man in the world by being my girlfriend” Y/N let out a little laugh before saying “roman i have liked you since the first day we met and you can believe that so yes i would love to be your girlfriend. Roman couldn’t believe it he was so overjoyed he picked Y/N up spinning her around and placing one sweet kiss on her lips he finally realized he had everything he had every wanted the girl of his dream and a friendship that could last a life time. 

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Get Lucky

It was an unfortunate situation for a married couple; having to share a hotel room with another, unmarried couple. It wasn’t either of our fault; after driving for tediously longs hours at night, we needed a pitstop for the night to recharge our batteries and resume our cross country road-trip the next day.

Funny enough, the first hotel we saw only had one double room left. It was either that or the single with a sofa bed…or sleeping in the car and that just wasn’t an option. Too tired to keep driving in hopes to find another or - well a risk, we settled for it.

In that sense I felt sorry for Jimmy and Naomi because of Roman. It was very unfortunate that it was Roman and I that they were sharing with. I wasn’t a problem, not so much, Roman on the other hand, he talked too much, liked to sleep late, fidgeted awake and in his sleep, and he was way too horny given the circumstances.

Exhibit A.

He tossed and turned restlessly for a long while. I made a comment and he argued that the bed wasn’t comfortable.

Eventually, I ignored him and tried to go to sleep.

“Baby…baby,” I heard him whisper. “Baby…you up? Babe?”

“No. Shhh,” I whispered back as we lay in the dark, Naomi and Jimmy across the room sleeping.

“I’m trying to sleep, but I’m just so horny,” he said almost too loud. “Dude just wont go down,”

I couldn’t help but giggle. I pulled the sheets over our heads to try muffle or at least mute our voices in case we disturbed our companions.

“Surprise there,”

“I can feel you rolling your eyes,”

“Well yes, we need to go to sleep, we’re back on the road in a few hours,” I said. “Especially you, it’s your turn to drive,”

“But I’m so hard,” he whined.

“That you are - hard-work, goodnight baby,” I teased him.

“Noo, please don’t sleep, help me out here,”

“Take care of it yourself in the bathroom whilst you overlook the beautiful views,”

“Ever so poetic. Can you take care of it, please? I’m a man in need,”

“In want,”

“Stop with the semantics,” he said pulling me against him. He wasn’t lying, I could feel that bulge, portruding, hard and desperate.

“Big word,”

“Yeah, big dick too-”

“Y'all need to quiet down with that nasty, I don’t wanna know,” Naomi’s voice pierced across the room.

Roman and I froze in place as she complained.

“I’ve tried to ignore you guys and sleep, but I can’t. Just…sleep…please? Or stop talking. Roman, you’re horny, we’re all horny. I’m married and horny but here we are, stuck in this room so please, shut up,”

We paused briefly and then started giggling like teenagers before we felt a soft object land on our heads. We threw the sheets off our heads and felt the pillow that she’d thrown, laughing again we disappeared under the sheets and Naomi groaned irritably, Jimmy groaning and mumbling sleepily to her.

“Shut me up,” Roman whispered, again gluing our bodies with just a move of his strong arm.

He lifted my legs over his, and grinded his his hips into me. I hissed, big mistake, he found my lips, massaging them with his own and grabbed my butt as we kissed. Now I started rolling my hips against him.

“Don’t do that if you’re not gonna see it through,” he whispered as quiet as he could get.

Feeling adventurous and daring with the given predicament, I was suddenly curious how far we could go without getting caught or told off again by our roommates.

“I’m going all the way,” I assured him.

“Good, so am I,” he said before drawing my shorts down and rubbing between my legs.

I sighed and grabbed his hand, unable to moan; I had to gain control somehow. We didn’t have time for foreplay though. Either we did then got caught half way or we went straight for the mains. We chose the latter, without even discussing it. We knew the game.

He hooked my legs around his waist, rubbing his stiff member against my lubricated lips and entered me. I’d never had to refrain from moaning before and it was the most painful yet blissful thing. To have him plunge deep, roughly and not being able to vocalise how good it felt. I had to resort to showing him, so I bit on his shoulder, pulled him too tightly against me, bit his bottom lip too hard as we kissed and met his thrusts one too many times. He huffed in response and his began snapping his hips into mine speedily, his shaft twitching inside me.

We just bit on each other, grabbed each other, low sighs and breaths as we satisfied each other. It was a desperate fuck, but it was exciting. Well I’s sure at this point that Naomi knew what’s up and there was nothing she could do about it.

“I’m coming,” I whispered to him, gripping his hair.

“I wish I could see your face right now,”

“Oh, Roman, fffuuuu-” i began squealing, my voice increasing, no fucks given anymore.

Let them hear.

He cut me off with a kiss and I came, squeezing him with my clenching walls, my body quivering against his rock hard body, and he followed seconds after.

We panted carelessly under the covers, the adrenalin too high to even muster up any words.

“I hate y'all asses, we’re gonna do it in front of you in the car tomorrow, see how y'all like it,” Naomi called out angrily.

Roman and I snickered, unintentionally winding her up, but laughing was the only solution we had.

“Yeah, keep laughing,”

“Damn baby, what’s up? Why you mad and shit at this time? Tryna sleep but you keep yelling and shit,” Jimmy interrupted, his voice groggy from his disturbed sleep. “Can your man get some sleep?”

“What-? It’s them! They’re having sex in the same room, I’m tryna sleep,” Naomi said defending herself.

“Oh snap, Uce?” Jimmy called out, Roman threw the sheets off as if that’d help him see in the dark. “That’s what’s up,”

“What?!”

“Thanks Uce,” Roman sounded as surprised as I was.

“My man,” Jimmy said laughing.

“I hate all of you,”

“Baby, go sleep,” Jimmy said.

“But-”

“Shhhh, sleep,”

“Round 2?” Roman whispered to me.

“NO!” Both Jimmy and Naomi yelled sternly.

Oh, well, it was worth a try.

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Nurse 🌡

Pairings: Roman Reigns X Reader Request: May you write a one shot where Roman gets attacked by Triple H like on Monday and his girlfriend runs out trying to save him but after she becomes his ‘nurse’ when they’re back at the hotel, some smut if you don’t mind. Warnings: Smut Writer: K

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I watch the screen in awe as Hunter is bashing my boyfriends face into the announcers desk. A few months ago at a live event Ro busted his nose open in a match with Sheamus. He and I both knew that he would need surgery but he continued putting it off. As Hunter picked up Roman’s almost lifeless body I saw that his face was covered in blood. Okay that’s it I’m done. I stand running from backstage up the ramp, yelling and pleading with Triple H to stop. He looks at me and laughs before pedigreeing him into the steps. I watch in horror as Roman tries to crawl away from the warzone. Hunter looks at Roman and screams the words suck it up resembling a stupid twelve year old. He then turns to me walking over to me. I look up at him in disgust before giving him a low blow. I walk over to Roman and the refs helping him backstage, hearing Hunter mutter a fuck you. Once we are all back stage it is full of commotion as I’m trying to make sure Roman is okay. When I finally get to him he’s in the middle of wiping his nose.

“Baby are you okay…” I trail off when he takes the towel away from his nose noticing there’s not a gash anywhere on his face.

“I’m fine beautiful just my face hurt really bad.” He says looking up at me with his beautiful gray eyes.

“Well are you about ready to go home?” He nods as we walk out back get in the car and go to the hotel. Once we check in and get settled down I sit him down helping him take off his vest and shoes since we are both still in our ring gear.

“Would you like a massage?” He responds by rolling on his stomach. I begin to rub his shoulders every now and then hearing a grunt from him.

“Hey baby?” He asks

“Hmm?”

“You look really sexy in that top.” We both start laughing. I turn him over sitting on his lap rubbing the front of his shoulders and down his arms. I notice him staring at my body, and licking his lips.

“You’re so sexy.” He says in a deep raspy voice. I lean down to his neck and begin kissing it moving around to his collarbones and up his jaw. I feel his hands sliding across my skin going down my torso to my ass, grabbing it.

“You’re such a tease out there.” He moans. I feel him harden under me and I attach my lips to his. We kiss a couple of minutes before we start shredding the rest of our clothes. I continue straddling him and begin to start riding him. He aims himself at my entrance before entering. We both let out a soft moan as I start moving my hips in a back and forth motion. He places his hands on my hips making them moves any way he wants. He holds my hips still sliding out, then standing up. I take his hint so I slide to the edge of the bed grabbing his dick pumping it a few times before taking it in my mouth. I start bobbing my head and hollow my cheeks as he wraps his hand in my hair. After about three minutes of blowing him I know he’s getting close.

“Mm baby stand up.” I obey him, standing up and wrapping my arms around his neck. He reaches around me positioning himself before picking up my legs, wrapping them around him. He hits my g-spot with every thrust causing me to erupt with moans. He throws us on the bed putting my legs over his shoulders thrusting in and out of me with full force very quickly. Within seconds we are both moaning messes.

“Ro I’m close.” He mutters an 'I am too’ before I finish my body contracting with pleasure. He then pulls out releasing on my stomach. He then collapses on the bed beside me, waiting on our breathing to steady.

“I feel a lot better.”

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“Look what I found.”

“Oh my god! Roman, I Love you so much!”

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Song: If it means a lot to you by A Day To Remember

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            ROMAN REIGNS APPRECIATION WEEK 2016

DAY THREE: favorite interview / promo / quote(s)                             ↳ roman reigns opens up about his wwe world heavyweight                                  championship win, december 14, 2015. philadelphia, pa.

“alright, y’all better stop before i cry again. alright, for real though, it wasn’t that long ago, at royal rumble – y’all know what it was. it was, it was rough. but, a lot of my progression and a lot of my focus and motivation came from that night; so, in a weird, hindsight way, thank you so much, guys. ‘cause, i’ll tell you, life ain’t fair and sometimes you gotta get kicked in the ass to get better and that’s what happened, and that’s why we’re here now, thank you so much, i’ll never forget tonight, and one more time for my sweet little 8 year old at home, jojo, happy birthday, baby, i can’t wait to get home !”

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John Morrison: “some day I’m gonna beat the crap out of Seth Rollins”

ICYMI: http://wrestlingnews.co/john-morrison-some-day-im-gonna-beat-the-crap-out-of-seth-rollins/

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