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does anyone want to play themes and motifs with me
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forever thinking about this btw. a bike built to conquer him and he’s on it now, dominating. oh the narrative.
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there will be a show with two guys in a fucked up power dynamic that is the core of their relationship and all the posts will be like "i love them but i hate the power dynamic" and all the fic is like "what if there was no power dynamic" or "what if the power dynamic was switched". like okay actually i think the imbalance is fun and awesome. anyone else
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MWAH NEP ILY <3 THANK YOU
Hi Nep, I would love a shark <3
Xo Zaz
Zaz!! Assigning you: sand tiger shark ☆


I absolutely love sand tigers! They've got these super large teeth that you can see even when their mouths are closed, and it's so fucking cool!!!
A lot of people are pretty scared of them, but they're actually known for being quite shy/docile and rarely ever attack people unless they're provoked first.
I know I said I was assigning sharks based on blogs, but I feel I know you too much personally (♡) to just look at your blog aesthetic only (T-T) sand tigers can get like pretty big (up to 10ft i think) and you've always been such a larger than life person to me, Zaz. Like. They're so punk rock looking and chill and mostly unbothered. Anyway, I don't know how to out down the other thoughts in my head that led to this connection I a way that makes sense, but just know they're very good reasons <3
Fun fact: They're the only sharks—as of now— that come up to them surface of the water to actually swallow down a bunch of air! They store that air in their stomachs (so fucking cool) which allows them the just. Stay floating without actually moving, a really helpful skill because it means they can surprise hunt their prey since it won't detect movement around them :p
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literally bez took 6 races to figure out/adapt to/improve the bike by himself with half factory team and a carousel of injuries on the support squad in the middle of the season so you KNOWWW the data was FUCKED. and now he has been the most consistent and best rider on the grid not named marc marquez for a quarter of the season and is the best non ducati in the standings and i think it is very satisfying to get proof of concept for him as a factory rider like that after last year and it means a lot to me that hes having FUN !
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Where's my fucking teenage dream?
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Carlos Sainz Jr, British GP 2022 WINNER
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first pole position: monza 2008, bahrain 2019
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my heart dresses in black and dances
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Summary: "There’s something wrong with the second Red Bull seat. Everyone knows it, so that isn’t the strange part. What’s weird is how Yuki’s mechanics ignore him when he reports a smell in the car that’s sweet and rotting rather than the usual acrid tang of fuel. They brush him off, too, when he tells them that there’s something sharp down by the brake pedal that scrapes along his ankle. Something that feels almost like teeth."
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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
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GOFREE Extras - [Full Lap] Bagnaia in Imola with Lamborghini Temerario
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I hope celebs can feel it when im rpf speculating about them. Like a shiver running down their spine like someone walked over their grave.
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re academy earrings i can't find pictures as i'm at work but i'll explain it to you. pecco had the valentino barbell hoop then took it out and doesn't wear any earring now. bez had the single valentino hoop by age 16 and then got a second one in the other ear at some point and as far as photo evidence shows mainly only wore the valentino hoop and no other model of earring until updating to the ball-less diamond mini hoop this year. franco had a piercing since forever even in ancient grainy photos but he's worn a lot of different looks, he had a big diamond stud for a while, also a small solid silver hoop, also a larger thin possibly gold one. he also frequently does wear the barbell vale hoop. mig had a double piercing on one ear at like age 14 and wore 2 vale barbells or a vale barbell plus a stud. at some point he seems to have abandoned the 2nd lobe piercing. celestino used to wear a silver ball stud (possibly this was just the piercing jewelery) but mainly has been attached to the black emo hoop which he said is inspired by his father. haven't seen him wear the vale barbell to my recollection. luca has never had any peircing as far as i can see in any photo spanning his entire career and also childhood. this is all from memory based on looking at photos. could be wrong but i've looked at a lot of photos
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#It's Bez ngl#all so deserved but Jorge being whiny hogging all the attention from Aprilla#and Bez going: Fuck that shit#and just doing hot girl shit#also Bez going from a Ducati team with the newest bikes to Aprilla factory team who are figuring stuff out#and then being paired with the world champion#only for the world champion to get injured and being told: It's on you Good Luck Babe!#Yeah...
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feels wrong i can’t lie. bez should not be the tallest guy on the team

#the energy in thos photo is rancid#gove bez his Sava back#bez#JM89#just Bez and all the work he did
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how to tell mutual hey i think ur really cool we should talk more but like also im bad at talking and am always exhausted
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