specialtrampdanascully - Tumblr blog

[specialtrampdanascully]

Nobody complimented the biaced frocket I made 🥺

[specialtrampdanascully]

this guy's beef got old enough to have geology

[specialtrampdanascully]

[specialtrampdanascully]

when i was in college, i was high. the sentence usually ends there but one specific time when i was high, i wandered into a gym on campus with some friends. we saw 4 guys in skinny jeans playing basketball and we said hello. they asked if we were going to the show later tonight and we were like "uhhh no probably not, we just wanted to play some basketball" and they were like "oh cool, yeah let's play"

so i'm not like, an athlete in any sense of the word. neither were my friends. but these guys were clowns on the court—and i don't mean harlem globetrotters. i'm talking pt barnum. these guys could not ball. they all had boots on and one of em was wearing a tight leather jacket. so i think we won purely because we were wearing leisurewear. my friend makes this joke about how our liberal arts college is undefeated in pickup basketball and none of them laughed. we played to 21 points, said goodbye, and laughed at dinner about those weird guys

those weird guys were Kings of Leon and they were playing a show in on campus that night for some reason. i heard their set in the far distance, muffled through the window of my dorm room as i was playing Animal Crossing

that was 2014 and it's been downhill ever since for the band

i am what happened to Kings of Leon

[specialtrampdanascully]

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

[specialtrampdanascully]

Look at these silly fellas i found

The Boys!

[specialtrampdanascully]

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

[specialtrampdanascully]

I can’t believe this is in the English Wikipedia :D

[specialtrampdanascully]

Father and Son Polaroid Juergen Teller Bubenreuth, 2003

[specialtrampdanascully]

[specialtrampdanascully]

"would it kill a Victorian child" is out. "Would it send Brennan Lee Mulligan into a tailspin" is in

[specialtrampdanascully]

Bird Trails, Edu Aguilera

[specialtrampdanascully]

literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass

[specialtrampdanascully]

Black-headed Jay or Lanceolated Jay (Garrulus lanceolatus), family Corvidae, order Passeriformes, Uttarakhand, India

photograph by Klassmann - Birding Partner (@klassmannphoto)

[specialtrampdanascully]

It must be so fun to filter feed

Look at him, he’s having the time of his life