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Good lord thank god for my sister catching the item descriptions on the international orders

I nearly sent out ten packages to Europe labeled as “Explosive Material Hazard”

Updated them all to say “Enamel Pin” instead

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This is the most devastatingly accurate birding meme I've ever seen, bar none

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Wizard disguised as a harmless beggar showing up at a castle and doing everything in their power to make themselves an obnoxious guest so that when the master of the house finally snaps they can declare them a poor host and put a curse on them, but nothing is working, and they're starting to wonder who's really fucking with whom.

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I really wish fandom would distinguish more between found family and … y’know, having friends.

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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.

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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

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God I forgot square owns gex. Give him to me I'll treat him better

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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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What

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I’m never 100% sure what vibe I’m supposed to be getting from Kamen Rider clips because, like, you’ve got these dudes in elaborate robot samurai costumes shouting about the will to power while throwing out attacks with names like “Apocalypse Fist” and shooting green lightning everywhere, but then you zoom out about ten feet and get a good look at where all this is taking place and they’re literally brawling in a motel parking lot.

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Nosy ass plant

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if you love downloading pdfs you are likely to never use again you have GOT to get into knitting