specternabbermaiori
specternabbermaiori
You should walk down the street to not be stupid!
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This used to be a roleplay blog, but I sorta kinda totally quit. And now, I'm back on, but it's more of an art/meme blog.
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specternabbermaiori · 15 hours ago
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Commissions are finally back open! And like I've mentioned, I'm now accepting spicier material! Below is a list of what I will and wont do for sexy art!
Good at:
Human and Non-Human characters
Comics and/or Sequences (Will Cost Extra)
Character Design (Will Cost Extra)
Simple Animation (Will Cost Extra)
Thick lined, thin lined, and lineless art
Action/Romantic/Comedic scenes
Pinup Style Artwork
Breast, Butt, Belly Expansion
Mini GTS
Can do:
Simple Animals
Visible Nipples
Light wounds/blood
Macro (up to a point)
Giantess
Simple machines/vehicles
Detailed animation (Will Cost Extra)
Shrinking
Non-Human TFs (Slime, Pool Toys, Anthro, etc)
Possession/Corruption
Hypnosis (Up to a point)
Horror Scenes (up to a point)
Can't/Wont do:
Visible Genitalia
Penis Growth
Scat/Watersports
Gore
Cannibalism
Scenes of Dubious or Non-Consensual situations
Expansion with popping
Detailed/Complicated animals
Age Progression/Regression
Unwilling MtF/FtM
Inanimate TF
Feet Stuff
Stuffing
Bestiality
Horror Scenes featuring overly gruesome/upsetting situations
Macro to the point of immobility
This list is not comprehensive and may be changed/updated over time. If you have questions feel free to ask!
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specternabbermaiori · 18 hours ago
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It’s kind of amazing how we as a species have created a world that is uniquely unsuitable for ourselves.
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specternabbermaiori · 19 hours ago
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Have you ever met a certain other blue superhero whose arch nemesis is a mad scientist with a robot army?
Perhaps…
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specternabbermaiori · 1 day ago
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specternabbermaiori · 2 days ago
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I don’t think Biden was a good president, he didn’t really do much, but that doesn’t mean it’s his fault that the guy who was president before and after him is doing things he said he’d do, that everyone who was paying attention said he’d do, that you decided he didn’t say he’d do.
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specternabbermaiori · 2 days ago
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I was gonna save this for a potential album, but I love it too much to not share it here
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specternabbermaiori · 2 days ago
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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.
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specternabbermaiori · 2 days ago
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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specternabbermaiori · 2 days ago
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Now that it's Sonic's 34th birthday, SEGA has to do something very special because of an old rule they made. For more information on this, google-
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specternabbermaiori · 2 days ago
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34 years of racing, friendship, mysteries, and delicious cake.
Happy Birthday, Sonic!
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specternabbermaiori · 2 days ago
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Does anyone know of any incredibly stupid (affectionate) backstories?
I’ll start with the origin of Ghost Johnson from Super Ghostbusters: When he was 5, he bought a vape pen off of eBay. Ever since that day, he “never stopped being epic.” (Read: vaped his grandma’s ashes and started stealing more cremated people’s ashes to vape them and also quit school because his teacher told him to do his homework)
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specternabbermaiori · 2 days ago
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specternabbermaiori · 3 days ago
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I hear this remix so much in Mario Kart World and I'm haunted....
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specternabbermaiori · 3 days ago
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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specternabbermaiori · 3 days ago
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For all of the northerners that stood up for Texas during our freeze and said, "Don't make fun of them, they've never dealt with this before. Their infrastructure isn't made for snow and freezing."
This one is for you.
Where I live 108°F with 80% humidity with no wind is normal.
Pacific North West is dealing historic best waves 35-40°C or 95-105°F.
First of all. Don't make fun of them for bitching about the heat. Just like Texas isn't built for a freeze and our pipes burst, Pacific North West isn't built for heat and a lot of their homes don't have AC.
If you live somewhere with a high humidity like 80+ HUMIDITY IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. The "humidity makes it feel cooler" is a lie once it gets beyond a point.
If you live somewhere with a lower humidity, misters are nice to cool off outside.
Once you get over 90°F (32°C) a fan will not help you. It's just pushing around hot air. (I mean if you can't afford a small AC unit because they're expensive as hell, by all means a fan is better than nothing).
If you have pets, those portable AC units aren't safe. If your pets destroy the outtake thing, it'll leak CO2. Window units are safer.
Window AC units will let mosquitoes or other small bugs in. Sucks, but that's life.
Now is not the time to me modest. If you have to cover for religious reasons, by all means. If you don't, I've seen people wear short shorts and a swim top. It's not trashy if it keeps you from getting heat stroke.
If you do have to cover up for religious reasons, look for elephant pants or something similar. They're made with a breathable material.
Shade is better than no shade, but that shit it just diet sun after some point. Don't think shade will save you from heat stroke.
I know the "drink your water" is a fun meme now, but if you're sweating excessively you need electrolytes. Drink Gatorade, Powerade, or Pedialite PLEASE. I don't care if you're fucking sitting in one spot all day. That shit WILL save you from heat stroke.
Most importantly. RESEARCH THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HEAT STROKE AND HEAT EXHAUSTION PLEASE!
If you're diabetic and can't drink Gatorade, mix water, fruit juice, and either lite salt or pink salt
If you can afford it, cover windows with thick curtains to insulate the house
If you have tile floors, lay on them with skin to tile contact. If you don't, laying your head on cool counters works too.
If the temperature where you're at is hotter than your body temperature, don't wear heat wicking clothing. Moisture wicking is safe though.
Check your medication labels. Many make you more susceptible to sun and heat
-Room temperature water will get into your body faster. This is something I learned doing marching band in high summer in Georgia, and it saved all of our asses. Sip it, don't gulp it, especially if you're getting into the red; same goes for whatever fluid you're drinking. And just in general drink during the day.
-If you are moving from an air conditioned space to an un-air conditioned space, if at all possible try to make the shift gradual. When my dad and I were working outside and in un-ac houses a few years ago, he'd turn the air down to low in the truck about ten-fifteen minutes before we got where we were going. This way your body doesn't go from low low temps to high temps. S'bad for you.
-If you can, keep your lights off during the day. Light bulbs may not generate a lot of heat, but the difference is noticeable when it gets hot enough. I literally only turn my bedroom light on in the evening when it gets too dark.
Don't be afraid to just like... pour water on yourself if you need to. The evaporation will cool you off.
Put your hand to the cement for 15 seconds. If you can't handle the heat, it'll burn your dog's paws. Don't let them walk on it.
Dogs with flat faces are more prone to heat stroke. Don't leave them out unsupervised.
Frozen fruit is delicious in water.
Wet/Cold hat/handkerchief on your head/neck will help you stay cool.
Pickle juice is great for electrolytes! You can even make pickle juice Popsicles!
Heat exhaustion is more, "drink water and get you cooled off." Heat stroke is more "Oh my god call 911."
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[Image description: an infographic showing the difference between heat exhaustion and heat stroke. The graphic is labeled "Heat Dangers: First Warning." Signs of heat exhaustion: faint or dizzy, excessive sweating, cool, pale, clammy skin, rapid, weak pulse, muscle cramps. If you think you or someone else may be experiencing heat exhaustion, get to a cool, air-conditioned place, drink water if conscious, and take a cool shower or use cold compress. Signs of heat stroke: throbbing headache, no sweating, red, hot, dry skin, rapid, strong pulse, may lose consciousness. If you think you or someone else may be experiencing heat stroke, call 911. End description]
Be safe.
-fae
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