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tummy hurt

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Some people say that Midna’s canonical true form doesn’t really match her established characterisation, and I can totally see where they’re coming from, but for me, the notion of trueform!Midna being this elegant eight-foot-tall sorcerer queen while still having exactly the same horrible trash imp personality is fucking hilarious.

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I abbreviate "Beetlejuice" to "BJ" with my one friend whose special interest is Beetlejuice and it's fine, it's protocol, it's a Tuesday afternoon, but I just did it with another friend via the sentence, "I don't even like BJ that much. I just wanna see that worm," and it was a little less than fine, I think.

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fuck all romance except whatever Lee with the good tea and that one gnc af Kyoshi warrior got going on

Image id under the cut!

[ID: two colored digital drawings of Sokka and Zuko from ATLA. In both images they are drawn as adults. Sokka is in full Kyoshi warrior armor and face paint, while Zuko is dressed in green and is wearing a light moss-green tea shop apron. His long hair are pulled in a braid that falls over his shoulder and tied with a dark green ribbon.

In the first image Sokka and Zuko are drawn by profile from the waist up, facing each other. They are on the opposite sides of a wooden table and are leaning on it with both elbows, their faces are very close, as if they were about to kiss. Sokka has his eyes closed, his right hand is holding Zuko’s hands, while in his left hand he’s holding a closed golden fan, that he’s using to tilt Zuko’s chin towards him. Zuko is blushing lightly and leaning towards Sokka, and saying “I-I should get back to work”, while Sokka is saying “don’t be such a grump, Lee.” There are a lot of little red hearts surrounding their heads.

In the second image Zuko is drawn by 3/4 from the shoulders up, he’s blushing furiously and looking startled. His hair are in disarray, and his face is full of red lipstick kisses, on his forehead, his mouth, his cheeks, and down the side of his neck, disappearing under the collar of his clothes. He’s saying “Oh! Uh… Welcome to the Jasmine Dragon! Order quickly I’m very busy. With uh… stuff. Tea.” Behind him Sokka is laughing and hiding his face behind an open fan. END ID]

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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

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drake?

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Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

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one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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at the risk of sounding like a raving lunatic, i think one of my favorite trekkie memes/posts is that one where someone comments on a screenshot of tos and asks if sulu is texting, because it PERFECTLY encapsulates star trek's strange little place at the intersection of pop culture and the tech world:

like listen... 55+ years ago a bunch of actors had to use a mix of existing habits and wild imagination to come up with what they felt would be believable movements and muscle-memory for someone using completely unbelievable tech a few hundred years in the future. like tv had less than ten channels and the screen was a foot across, and they had to go "ok how would someone who's used to a tiny wireless gadget with a screen hold it and use it? how would they talk to a computer? how would the computer sound when she talked back?"

and over half a century later our own tech has surpassed the clunky retrofuture gizmos in so many ways, no doubt inspired by it, that now someone two decades into the 21st century sees an actor in the 60s holding some tiny rectangular plastic prop in both hands and immediately recognizes it as "oh, sulu's texting!" now THAT is a called shot. hell, that's putting your money on a roulette wheel in a casino that hasn't been built yet. i LOVE it. it's so star trek. sulu is absolutely texting.

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honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14

I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

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if i had the sims i would make the riddler in it and trap him in a room until he died badly