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it’s real diejoni hours

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i can’t even control my hand anymore. what do i do. i don’t know what to do. how do i stop

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Ginger do u still have the tiktok of the guy going « you’re crazy » and the sexy one who followed his beloved for blocks into the library goes : « I’m fucking stupid » in the sexiest way possible

Always

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Rosa can have a little clam in a ball, as a treat

Our pawesome sea otter aquarists are always creating fun enrichments for our resident otters, including freezing food in ice “otter pops,” redecorating their exhibit with new spaces to explore, and making little puzzles for them to solve like this dog toy stuffed with some of their favorite snacks! These enrichments keep our clever girls’ minds engaged and tummies full (and helps to manage their mustelid mischievousness).

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whenever i take of my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked

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Attacka

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yknow,,,nya,,,,

every time i open suggestions i get “deadpool in a maid outfit/stockings” so here u go i gave in and did it

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remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

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i don’t know why i love this so much but i do

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i know a guy who makes and sells homemade vape juicies and i bought a "pussy flavored" one like the sussy baka i am and it's so fucking good bro

based on this ask alone, you deserve the death penalty

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“online friends arent real friends” ass bitches have clearly never been bluetooth connected to someones car speakers via discord call chanting “accident accident accident accident accident” as they drive home from mcdonalds

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Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

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every time my mom helps me with something like… compiling an expense list or editing an article for me, i make/send her some version of this meme and she REALLY loves it. she loves this picture. one time she replied with “i will always be mama cat. you are my baby” 

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pocky day with pocky-haired apollo and a hungry klavier :•)

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The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

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my roommate on the phone, customer service voice: Yes, we can do that - can I grab your name?

me, overhearing: oh god, fair folk in IT service