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mickey mouse old as fuck someone put that rat in a nursing home
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Hatsune Miku meets Gorillaz but they don’t collaborate she just kills Murdoc
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when Spider-Man Noir said he liked egg creams i was like “well i don’t know what that is but it has ‘egg’ in it… wow, it must mean he’s so gritty and hard-boiled he likes drinking raw egg yolks or something"
i just now looked it up and it turns out an egg cream is basically chocolate milk
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work is stupid. when am i going to get a letter in the mail from a mysterious relative i never met before and inherit a rustic castle somewhere in europe?
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