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Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT😭

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'who are they?' 'the monsters.'

twilight!au

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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharoah’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharoah’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharoah’s wrath

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"x ship is normalizing incest-"

Buddy

If game of thrones hasn't normalized incest by now (pulling over 10 million views in the 7th season alone) then a small fandom ship most certainly won't

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i`ve redrawn his hands... 5 times (ง ͠ಥ_ಥ)ง

also some funkass close-ups cause Tumblr loves to shrink-a-dink the quality

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my partner said spamtenna magnet so i drew it immediately

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Dᴏɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ I ᴄᴀɴ, ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴇʟᴘ Aɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ I sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, ʙᴀʙʏ, I ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏғ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ

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spamton and tenna allegedly having kids is so frightening bcuz im like 99% that has to be referring to the pipis. which HAVE been referred to as "spamton's eggs." which then raises the horrible question of where do the pipis come from. but also pipis is served as a food in the tv dark world?? but they seem to be somewhat alive....

my unfortunate conclusion is that pipis are eggs laid by spamton and the ones that are eaten are nonfertilized. please don't ask me about how they're fertilized

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distraction

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chappy 3 is good and im like an hour in

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we share a warriors bond (we were both in the same fandom at the same time and now neither of us are in that fandom anymore but we’re still beloved mutuals)

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I had a vision

Inspired by this:

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i watched the truman show for the fsirts time yesterday . one of th best movies ive ebver watched. immediately had to put hershel in there

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venlia or something

ref :

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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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inspired by "La lepre" by Lucio Corsi