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tumblrphobic: a pride flag for people who just fucking hate tumblr
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me: *is sad*
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me: wowzers time 2 ignore this and watch yugioh
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when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye
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A Pigeon
what do you do when a pigeon poops on your nose
poop on the pigeons nose and never look back
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The Chicken
why did the chicken cross the road
he did it for an unknown reason
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V.I.P
what dose v.i.p stand for
very importent pee
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if you go to the toilet and your a american and you come out of the toilet and you are a american and you go in to the toilet and come out again if you are a american you are a peemerican.
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a monkey danced, why?
to impress girls
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me , seeing anything : It’s A Sign
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[Src]
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*gives someone so much space that i never speak to them again*
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This is 100% me
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