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Send in a Disney song that you think is fitting for my muse

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Send ✿ for my muse to climb into bed with yours late at night.

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Send my muse “What if-” questions!

Examples: “What if you never met __?” “What if you had done__?” “What if you listened to __ instead of __?” “What if you were __ instead of __?”

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     ‘’ blake --- i have been grinded on, eye-fondled from across the room, the music is ringing in my ears and you’re up there dancin’ like you’re gettin’ dollars thrown at you -- HELP ME!! ‘’

        “ aw allen. you’re going to have to get used to it eventually. —            there are so MANY hot girls here – have fun!! get laid!! ”

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     allen was stuck up held against the counter, looking disturbingly up at blake as she moved along the bar. ‘’ blake --- blake, please. this is too much for me. ‘’

    blake was clubbing with some friends - and got hammered. and when     she’s drunk - well - she’s like five times as flirty - so little missy convinced     the bartender to not get mad at her when she mounted the bar and      started dancing. 

            “ it’s all in good FUN — !!! ”

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text: finye west

finley: wow i wish you could talk about mE like this

finley: my actual goals ??

finley: sorry what was that ?? i got distracted by my boyfriend

allen: i would die for you finye

allen: thats what im talkin bout

allen: OH

allen: OH OKAY

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text: finye west

finley: you practically broke my heart. always choosing spiderman over me

finley: hm what makes you say that?

finley: u got me there but i think we should reschedule this hang out for another time

allen: i would die for spiderman

allen: i forgot what we were talking about you brought up my boyfriend

allen: but i wanna see you

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text: finye west

finley: how are you gonna play me like that

finley: good ??? that's what i want to hear ???

finley: now? it's 3 am allen

allen: im just joshin you stop it

allen: that sounds contradicting 😓

allen: and THIS IS NEW YORK THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS

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text: finye west

finley: honestly i deserve so much better than this at almost 3 am

finley: cruel ????

allen: im just KIDDING

allen: no really, can't stop thinking about you

allen: lets hang out

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text: finye west

allen: can't stop thinkin about you

allen: @ spiderman

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Will Smith Fanboyed When He Saw the Batmobile on the Suicide Squad Set

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     ’’ actually!! i’m fine. i had an AWESOME day. i met captain america, made eighty bucks in tips and even got called handsome. if you’re offering though i won’t say no. ‘’

“You look like you could use a cup of coffee”

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     ‘’ tearible --- and i - uh, -- i tore the page. tear, tore. you know?? ---- sorry. ‘’

❝ WHY DO you even talk ?? ❞

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     ‘’ COME ON!! ‘’

      “ well you definitely tried, kid. ”

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      ‘’ my puns are TEARible. ‘’ the male began to rip the paper in half, soon a burst of laughter emitted from allen at his (absolutely horrendous) joke.