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Madam Gloria: alright listin up you little shits,

Madam Gloria: not you perashati, we love and were glad you're here

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CHAPTER 95 OF MY IN LAWS ARE OBSESSED WITH ME AHHH!!

You don't understand how happy I am even if it's just a hug I've been here since the beginning WAITINGG for this moment 😭

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Shocked Perry is so funny I love her so much

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I'm rereading MILAOWM because of course I am, and I just.

Ep 27:

Ep 79:

we've come so incredibly far and I cannot deal with the amount of progress they’ve made; oh my heart

Seungu how DARE you call back so many chapters like this, to a completely different time when he couldn't trust her enough to even touch his hair

And now he's beaming at her because he knows exactly what she's doing

please be happy you two dorks

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it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

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Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔

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there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

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Governor Mike Parson deserves death, deserves pain, deserves not another moment of peace.

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on Zillow like. that is not a house. words have meaning. you cannot call that a house.

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you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

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they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

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as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

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”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

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a whole new level of being mixed up with your sibling

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"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.