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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing
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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential
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when the scheming advisor is exposed and detained and yells at the guards to unhand him thats actually a pretty reasonable response. up until like two minutes ago that wouldve just worked.
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Fuck does anyone have “what part of dhfhfhdkgj don’t you doberstart” image. Just gibberish on a shirt I think, it’s hard for me to find because of the nonsense spelling
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I got a Moomin nendoroid. I also got left over yugioh stuff from the Kaiba one and

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people who find it easy to do things have no idea how hard it is to do things
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This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.
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Oskars ancient Greek curse is that every day he wakes up convinced that this time he can totally walk on the drying rack
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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