the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
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"My son turned out fine"
Ma'am, your *daughter* is too scared and embarrassed to go into the women's section of a clothes store
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god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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You are one of the most dangerous villain in the world of heroes, also known as The Death. One day you received a letter from Make-A-Wish requesting you to visit a sick child.
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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
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shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet
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i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck
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