spellcaster-dude

[spellcaster-dude]

(The last thing he sees before vanishing is spellcaster with the closest thing a bird can have to a smirk flipping him off.)

(Flashbang finds a war hammer on the ground.)

(Surprisingly, he can interact with it!)

... Huh...

{8}

Well, at least I have a CHANCE of fighting back.

[spellcaster-dude]

(Spellcaster starts crying-laughing.)

(He casts a spell and Flashbang is reconstituted, because nonexistence is too good for him.)

(Flashbang finds a war hammer on the ground.)

(Surprisingly, he can interact with it!)

... Huh...

{8}

Well, at least I have a CHANCE of fighting back.

[spellcaster-dude]

"You think that just because I got teleported to a wedding that means I was done with you?"

(Spellcaster decks him into a tree. It doesn't matter if there was one before, there is now.)

(Flashbang finds a war hammer on the ground.)

(Surprisingly, he can interact with it!)

... Huh...

{8}

Well, at least I have a CHANCE of fighting back.

[spellcaster-dude]

"How many times have others tried to ask YOU to stop again?"

(Flashbang finds a war hammer on the ground.)

(Surprisingly, he can interact with it!)

... Huh...

{8}

Well, at least I have a CHANCE of fighting back.

[spellcaster-dude]

"Wanna bet?"

(Spellcaster is suddenly behind him.)

(Flashbang finds a war hammer on the ground.)

(Surprisingly, he can interact with it!)

... Huh...

{8}

Well, at least I have a CHANCE of fighting back.

[spellcaster-dude]

"Have fun, and maybe hire someone to help determine the curses on those things before you sell them."

(Both spellcaster and the crown vanish.

*Spellcaster hears a footsteps behind him*

Hello there, good sir!

@temporal-mayhem

(He turns around.)

"Hello?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"Nah, I'll just use it for fucking with people. There are a couple people I can think of who I could challenge to a sparring match with it and not have it be too wierd."

"Or who would fall for a random weapon lying around."

*Spellcaster hears a footsteps behind him*

Hello there, good sir!

@temporal-mayhem

(He turns around.)

"Hello?"

[spellcaster-dude]

(The crown gathers some pieces of his bones, placing them in the center of the circle.)

<Meo iussu redi ad vitam!>

(The circle glows a bright green, as all of Spellcaster's scattered insides return to the center of the circle and to their original positions in his body, alongside whatever gear he had that was destroyed in the explosion. Anything that survived floats back to him after.)

"Noted, the curse is, in fact, a curse."

"Thanks for saving me and my friend here the work of figuring out how to revive me all the way out here."

*Spellcaster hears a footsteps behind him*

Hello there, good sir!

@temporal-mayhem

(He turns around.)

"Hello?"

[spellcaster-dude]

<Don't worry, I don't bite. At least, I won't bite you.>

(They reach one of their tendrils into Spellcaster's bag, wherever it flew to, and pulls out a scroll, some chalk, and a diamond.)

<But I might need your help with reviving him, since there's no way I can draw up a proper ritual.>

(They open up the scroll, revealing the ritual required to cast revivify. It's relatively simple, as it's meant to not take too long to draw, but one can understand why a bear can't do it.)

*Spellcaster hears a footsteps behind him*

Hello there, good sir!

@temporal-mayhem

(He turns around.)

"Hello?"

[spellcaster-dude]

(The merchant can't help but notice that the blood that's now everywhere is a very dark, nearly black gold.)

(His crown, previously in the form of a ring, transforms into their bear form.)

<God FUCKING damnit!>

*Spellcaster hears a footsteps behind him*

Hello there, good sir!

@temporal-mayhem

(He turns around.)

"Hello?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"Of course!"

"Now..."

(He opens a portal to a pocket dimension with a single construct in it, throwing the hammer at said construct to see what happens.)

*Spellcaster hears a footsteps behind him*

Hello there, good sir!

@temporal-mayhem

(He turns around.)

"Hello?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"Sure."

(Spellcaster pulls 15 gold pieces from his bag, handing them to the merchant.)

*Spellcaster hears a footsteps behind him*

Hello there, good sir!

@temporal-mayhem

(He turns around.)

"Hello?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"Depends how strong the explosion is. I have several options from magic shields to literally just tanking it."

"Also, bold of you to assume I can't throw a hammer."

"Or drop it on someone. I do have wings, after all."

*Spellcaster hears a footsteps behind him*

Hello there, good sir!

@temporal-mayhem

(He turns around.)

"Hello?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"That... Is pretty obvious what it does. Also potentially useful, depending on what kind of 'explosive' it is."

*Spellcaster hears a footsteps behind him*

Hello there, good sir!

@temporal-mayhem

(He turns around.)

"Hello?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"Wouldn't be the first time someone's done that."

*Spellcaster hears a footsteps behind him*

Hello there, good sir!

@temporal-mayhem

(He turns around.)

"Hello?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"Sir. That turns things invisible."

"The name isn't technically wrong, but it ain't right either."

*Spellcaster hears a footsteps behind him*

Hello there, good sir!

@temporal-mayhem

(He turns around.)

"Hello?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"Hmm..."

"Seems too simple."

(He visually inspects the staff, looking it over for arcane symbols or any labelling.)

*Spellcaster hears a footsteps behind him*

Hello there, good sir!

@temporal-mayhem

(He turns around.)

"Hello?"