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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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*at the job interview* i have powers

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au where everyone becomes their pfp go

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bouncing and complaining that my knees are sore on it

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thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

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does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

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I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

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she will NOT be hearing from me tonight #avoidant

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being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog

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doodle :P

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16th century bavarian miku

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I can tell if a bug has a troubled past

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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

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have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending

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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

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remembering all the times i spent money