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GONE GIRL (2014) SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ What have we done to each other? ❜

❛ I’m the guy to save you from all this awesomeness. ❜

❛ I think it’s your chin. Yeah, it’s quite villainous. ❜

❛ I have to kiss you now. ❜

❛ Life. I don’t remember the point. ❜

❛ Go home, fuck her brains out, slap her with your penis. “There’s some wood for you, bitch.” ❜

❛ Now, I don’t panic easily…but it’s weird, right? ❜

❛ Should I be concerned? ❜

❛ I love your parents…but they really can be assholes. ❜

❛ I love having strangers pick at my scabs. ❜

❛ You have a world-class vagina. ❜

❛ We are gonna take this very, very seriously. ❜

❛ I feel like I’m on a Law & Order episode. ❜

❛ Should I know my wife’s blood type? ❜

❛ Marriage is hard work, and compromise, and more work. ❜

❛ You naughty minx. ❜

❛ We’re so cute. I wanna punch us in the face. ❜

❛ Everyone knows “complicated” is code for “bitch.” ❜

❛ It seems like the kind of thing that would happen to [name]. ❜

❛ Just because I don’t like to be around [name] doesn’t mean I don’t care about her. ❜

❛ Anyway, whoever took her is bound to bring her back. ❜

❛ Well, we have our first clue. ❜

❛ You’ve been up all night. You wanna look like you’ve been up all night. ❜

❛ Hey, be careful today, okay? ❜

❛ I’ll balance on the exact fucking edge of your emotional razor. ❜

❛ I knew you never should have moved back here. ❜

❛ We are all worried. We are all scared. ❜

❛ We had to file a restraining order. ❜

❛ I’m hoping you can tell me what this means. ❜

❛ Hello, stranger. Fancy meeting you here. ❜

❛ Are you following me? ❜

❛ Promise me we’ll never be like them. ❜

❛ If it happens, we’ll deal with it. ❜

❛ We have each other. Everything else is background noise. ❜

❛ You don’t trust me. You don’t trust my judgment. ❜

❛ I don’t get why you’re daring me to be someone I don’t wanna be. ❜

❛ You look like hammered shit. ❜

❛ You really don’t like him, do you? ❜

❛ Could you please not share that with anyone? ❜

❛ It’s like you’re the goddamn Homecoming King. ❜

❛ It looked like you were having fun. ❜

❛ I am in a nightmare! ❜

❛ My God, this place literally smells like feces. ❜

❛ Hey…have you told me everything? ❜

❛ All I want is to come over here, have a beer with you, and not be judged. Can we do that? ❜

❛ I’m gonna go Benadryl myself to sleep. ❜

❛ I feel like I could disappear. ❜

❛ I called you a hundred times. You gotta pick up your phone! ❜

❛ I needed to see you. I know this is a bad idea. ❜

❛ Can you at least tell me you love me? ❜

❛ Did you, by any chance, tell anybody anything about us? ❜

❛ Did you leave a pair of red panties in my office? ❜

❛ Never say that out loud again. ❜

❛ It’s our last time together. Let’s make the most of it. ❜

❛ Last night, I went from desperate to pathetic. I became someone I don’t even like. ❜

❛ We could have had this fight four hours ago. I’m late. ❜

❛ You’re a fucking coward. ❜

❛ For Valentine’s Day, I thought I’d buy a gun. ❜

❛ I’m being paranoid. Crazy. It’s just… I’d sleep better with a gun. ❜

❛ You fucking idiot. You fucking asshole! You fucking lied to my fucking face! ❜

❛ If anybody finds out, you’re totally fucked. ❜

❛ I was scared for you before, and now, I’m fucking petrified. ❜

❛ But the truth is, you’d have to be a sociopath to behave normally in this situation because it’s the most abnormal situation in the world. ❜

❛ I’m so sick of being picked apart by women. ❜

❛ I have nothing to hide. ❜

❛ You have to fucking talk to me! ❜

❛ Why have you kept this stuff? It’s like a little box of hate. ❜

❛ I love you no matter what. But you need to tell me. ❜

❛ Are you asking me if I killed my wife? ❜

❛ Because sometimes the way he looks at me I think…He may truly kill me. ❜

❛ I am so much happier now that I’m dead. ❜

❛ Let the punishment fit the crime. ❜

❛ You need to bleed. A lot. A lot, a lot. ❜

❛ But, then, we never really existed. ❜

❛ He loved a girl I was pretending to be. ❜

❛ "Cool Girl. “ Men always use that as their defining compliment. ❜

❛ I was fucking game. ❜

❛ What’s the point of being together if you’re not the happiest? ❜

❛ You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. ❜

❛ I need 20 seconds where you don’t judge me, interrupt me or get angry. ❜

❛ You married a complete psychopath. ❜

❛ Part of me was relieved when I thought she was gone. ❜

❛ As long as you don’t own a python and blast death metal at 4 AM, we’re gonna be best friends. ❜

❛ Least you could do is not keep his secrets for him. ❜

❛ I believe you. It’s just the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. ❜

❛ I always wondered why you kept in touch after…everything. ❜

❛ The whole thing just feels hinky. ❜

❛ Whatever they found, I think it’s safe to assume that it’s very bad. ❜

❛ Don’t take it personally. ❜

❛ I thought we were steering clear of men for a while. ❜

❛ I’m not sad. I’m angry. ❜

❛ Why should I die? I’m not the asshole. ❜

❛ That sounds like a very bad idea. ❜

❛ This is a ticking time bomb. You’ve gotta throw yourself on it. ❜

❛ Where is the money, sweetheart? ❜

❛ You’re hiding. I don’t know why, and I don’t really care. ❜

❛ There are a lot of people out there a lot worse than we are. ❜

❛ Every time you look smug or annoyed or tense, I’m gonna hit you with a gummy bear. ❜

❛ Knowing you were out there was the only thing that’s kept me going these past few years. ❜

❛ Why are you so good to me? ❜

❛ Why is she dressed like a babysitter? ❜

❛ Come on, you’re staring at ghosts. ❜

❛ Not that I don’t appreciate Bait Shop Chic. ❜

❛ There are cameras everywhere. ❜

❛ You are more than safe, and I am not letting you get away again. ❜

❛ You’re probably the most hated man in America right now. ❜

❛ Just because I am not a murderer doesn’t make me a good guy. I’m not a good guy. ❜

❛ And if you come back, I promise I will spend every day making it up to you. ❜

❛ They disliked me, they liked me, they hated me. And now they love me. ❜

❛ I gave you the benefit of the doubt over and over. Every time you said something stupid, I thought, "Maybe he’s just stupid.” ❜

❛ I’ve forgotten how to behave. ❜

❛ Fire doesn’t erase blood. ❜

❛ Come home. I dare you. ❜

❛ You fucking bitch. ❜

❛ She slit his throat with a box cutter. ❜

❛ All right, you can stop pretending now. ❜

❛ You do know I was just telling you what you wanted to hear, right? ❜

❛ You know me in your marrow. ❜

❛ Take off your clothes. I need to make sure you’re not wearing a wire. ❜

❛ You killed someone. You’re a murderer. ❜

❛ I’m a fighter. I fought my way back to you. ❜

❛ I’ll make sure that no one forgets the pain you caused me. ❜

❛ When two people love each other and can’t make that work…that’s the real tragedy. ❜

❛ I swear, you two are the most fucked-up people I’ve ever known. ❜

❛ I would never, ever hurt you. ❜

❛ I don’t care. I am leaving you. ❜

❛ I won’t have to teach your child to hate you. He’ll do that all by himself. ❜

❛ You fucking cunt! ❜

❛ The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like. ❜

❛ I’ve killed for you. Who else can say that? ❜

❛ Yes, I loved you. And then all we did was resent each other, and try to control each other. And cause each other pain. ❜

❛ You’re breaking my heart. ❜

❛ You’re my voice of reason. I need you with me on this. ❜

❛ Of course I’m with you. I was with you before we were even born. ❜

❛ We’ve been through the darkness. We’ve come out, united. ❜

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new year's / new year's eve starters

“New Year’s is always the year’s biggest letdown.”

“So, what are your resolutions?”

“I swear, if I have to hear ‘Auld Lang Syne’ one more time…”

“Hey, sorry, it took me forever to find a place where my cell could get a signal… happy new year’s from [location].”

“What have you accomplished this year?”

“This year sucked. Good riddance.”

“Let’s hope this year goes better than the last one…”

“There’s a party at [name]’s house. You coming?”

“We’re headed to Times Square to watch the ball drop. You can tag along if you want.”

“Hey, last year of [politician your character doesn’t like]!”

“Just think of all the video games and movies that are being released this year…”

“No champagne for me. Designated driver.”

“Giving up chocolate for new year’s? I give it a week.”

“We’ve had a big year.”

“I plan to hit five parties before midnight.”

“3… 2… 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

“Want a party hat?”

“Champagne?”

“Three biggest moments from this year?”

“It’s nearly midnight… have you seen my date?”

“Ah, yes, it’s almost midnight, which no one is going to kiss me at.”

“This time last year, I was living in a motel. This is definitely an improvement.”

“I’ve heard 'Auld Lang Syne’ six times tonight and it’s only 11:30.”

“And to think, this time last year I was dating you.”

“I need someone to kiss at midnight. You up to it?”

“I need your help. I want to kiss [name] at midnight, and I need you to help me make it happen.”

“It’s New Year’s. Aren’t we supposed to be making out?”

“Oh, God, my ex is here. Pass the champagne.”

“Look, I know you’d rather be in bed, but could you at least pretend to be excited?”

“A toast to my amazing friends, and to the new year!”

“I should’ve been in bed two hours ago.”

“Are you sure [name] is up to stay awake until midnight? I mean, s/he’s only [age]…”

“Psst. Hey. Hey, wake up. It’s midnight. Make your resolutions.”

“I swear, if next New Year’s, we’re in the same place we are now, shoot me. Just do it. I’m serious. Just shoot me.”

“I remember when I’d get so excited for New Year’s…”

“Y'know, New Year’s sort of loses its punch when you stay up until 2 AM every night anyway…”

“I like to think we grew up this year.”

“No firecrackers this year. The neighbors complained.”

“I’m tipsy, covered in streamers, surrounded by hung over people, I have Auld Lang Syne stuck in my head, and I don’t know where my cell phone is. It is New Year’s.”

“You know, under the circumstances, I think this isn’t such a bad impromptu New Year’s party.”

“I can’t believe you gave our son/daughter champagne!”

“Come on, it’s New Year’s Eve, you can’t spend the whole party hiding in the bathroom!”

“How much longer?”

“Any good New Year’s specials on?”

“I’ve had a glass of champagne, I made my resolution, I watched the clock strike midnight. I’m going to bed.”

“You’re crazy. That place is always a zoo on New Year’s.”

“Just pick an outfit so we can go. I mean, it’s just a New Year’s party, it’s not a black-tie event.”

“We should probably get back to the party.”

“What are you doing out here on the roof? The party’s inside.”

“Snow on New Year’s! Wish it had bothered to show up for Christmas…”

“Where’s [name]? S/he’s my ride.”

“I rented a limo. We are arriving to that party in style.”

“To 2015. May it not totally fuck us in the ass.”

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Send “Rumor has it...” followed up by a rumor about my muse!

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It's so nice that Leverage is dealing with an MLM. I've seen too many women get fucked over by them.

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Spencer @ Hardison.

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Honestly, Eliot's hair in the last few episodes of Season 5 is my favorite. It looks so damn good.

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“are you a top or a bottom?” i’m a threat

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Now I'm getting bots in my messages. WONDERFUL.

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random edits

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God damn Harry's suit in the beginning of the new episode is GOOD.

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Give my muse unwanted advice!

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TRUTH SERUM TIME ! 

SEND  ‘ TRUTH ‘  +  A  QUESTION  AND  MY  MUSE  HAS  TO  ANSWER.  NO  LYING  ALLOWED.

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oof. I forgot about The Rundown Job. It's a little difficult to watch in 2022 when we've gone through C*vid.

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he called me “pretty baby”... i’m gonna suck the soul out of him

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This is CKane's best look. I will not be taking any questions.

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Everyone is invited to Eliot's for a Christmas feast.