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Dj omorashi wants everyone to stay hydrated
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#4 blood related on my dad’s side. my mom has no siblings#by marriage. no clue. 4 that i would see regularly but my dad’s partner has sth like 4 siblings two of which are estranged#my best guess is 6 by marriage#but i decided that doesn’t count for this question so i voted yes
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every time you jerk off they tear off an angel's wings to make feather coats from and thats a great thing because they are an invasive species
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someone commented on a post of mine accusing me of having an insecure attachment style and they had a funny username so i clicked on their blog and their most recent post is a nigh incomprehensible lesbian fanfic about turning in to a smart car and falling in love with a woman who turned in to an suv. i don't think i learned anything from this and i hope you didn't either.
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Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!


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He wants me to fuck him through the hole in his hazmat suit so bad but lowkey it isnt even him in there anymore
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People in the UK especially, please don't give your ID to Spotify
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