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masters degree in moving my legs around under the sheets like a big gay horseshoe crab

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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Transphobes seem to have four genders:

Women and “real women”

Men and “real men”

And you can transition between these genders by like, drinking a Mai Thai or not shaving your armpits or something. Confusing.

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Me about to tell a bunch of middle schoolers this guy’s name :) :) :)

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Léon Printemps: The Day dying in the arms of the Night

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not putting your grocery cart back is the same as littering to me idc

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Splish splash, I was taking a bath 🎶💦

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