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whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

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Best twitter interaction I've seen in a long time

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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

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made this a transparent gif because im in love

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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to whomever it might concern…… so sorry about this

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yup, pretty funny. (reaches down and picks up a random inconspicuous rock off the ground and turns the base of it to face you and you see that etched into the bottom is the joke you just made with an inscribed date from 5 years ago and my signature)

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horsey :)

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How to stop wanting anything tutorial easy

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Tw (pranking):

Keep reading

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broken links are enriching for a wiki article theyre basically seasoning. theyre chili flakes

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