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that episode of pokemon where team rocket joins a beach beauty contest and james participates in a tiny bikini and has giant boobs. what did they mean by that

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Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

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Creepy Magazine #37 (1971). Cover by Ken Barr.

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more flower folks, now Elderberry flower fairy ♥

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i fuckin g spelled clairice wrong. mr hannibal would not enjoy munching on my smooth ass brain.

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hey wanna be boy best friends *dies in your arms*

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i think gen z ppl need to stop trying to moderate social media– which is impossible to moderate– and just go on forums already. “this is for mlm, wlw dni” bruh i’m telling you, if you discover mlm forums you’ll go bananas. everyone there will be mlm, i promise. this is genuinely friendly advice. stop wasting your time trying to control your twitter and tik tok, it won’t work because it’s designed to not be controlled.

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Some random gravestones

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Teatime

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Night encounter in Yellowstone National Park-Michael Block

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every day i wake up and drink my silly little coffee while God eats my heart like a pomegranate in front of me

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 2x07 - “Lie to Me”