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i was cheering for him...

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The way I instantly thought about—

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Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

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everybody talks about Mario day on March 10th but nobody talks about Luigi day on Luibuary 91st

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pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

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My mom is making these haunted/fantasy tea sets she’s made out of recycled jewelry and other things. She’s nervous people aren’t going to like them at the art festival so I said I’d post them here to see what people think and gas her up.

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READ A BOOK ToDAY

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"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

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Its me, your feral godmother

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my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant person wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and they want to call it a baby it’s a baby. if they're 20 weeks and they want to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if they're 39 weeks and call it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was their baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

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Hot queer spaces tip: never trust any spot that has fewer than 2 fat and hairy people present!! You have no idea what other problems the space has if they can’t even meet the bear minimum

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this image is making me throw up with laughter for some reason