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who is watching jerk off instruction videos?? like are you stupid??

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mark my words

redbubble / trans flag version

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⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

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Goodnight

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*beats my meat to the porn game I'm playing but strokes my chin pensively to properly acknowledge that the character writing and worldbuilding are genuinely fascinating*

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i’m so glad my girl is going to be ok 🥺

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Declaw

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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

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god gives her hardest battles to her cuntiest soldiers

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by the time canon rolls around mira's lovergirl goggles protect her from the worst of it. but zoey wearing crocs w socks still forces her to cycle thru every deep breathing exercise known to man

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Day 1451 of Amphibia Screenshots

Episode: Olivia & Yunan

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You mean to tell me that Rise of the TMNT left off with Raph being unceremoniously dumped from “the leader” role to be replaced by his younger, hotshot brother and left completely directionless…..

AND

Had foot recruit reveal herself as the Casey Jones after she completely turn her back on the organization she dedicated her life to leaving her completely alone and directionless…..

AND

Neither of these two gotta….I don’t know…. Have a bit of a blow up??? Neither got to struggle with those hard, complex emotions by bashing up bad guys and coincidentally running into each other?? Forming the classic Raph—Casey friendship we all know and love because they found someone to be their outlet???? Found someone who understands them???

REALLY???

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Whew lord, I drew something 😮‍💨 lol. For a while there, it like my brain was just done with drawing forever.

Have my ugly TADC human designs. First pic is like a college/roomates au I don’t even know 😅

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I've been doing a lot of lightning related stuff recently (not intentionally), and this one's no different

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“Who Radicalized you?”

FDR.

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i love it when they