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Ideal number of teeth?
as many as i can get my hands on
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capitalism is bullshit because I had to put someone’s birthday in today to sell them some alcohol and it was 4/20/69 and I couldn’t even tell them how fuckin mindbogglingly sick that is for fear of being fired
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who needs a boyfriend when spotify makes you a mixtape of songs it thinks you’d like every monday
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me working at Dairy Queen before I hand a customer their blizzard:

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You’re pretty good…. An ocelot never lets it’s prey escape
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im so lucky to have a butler and also an anti-butler who undoes all the tasks that my butler does for me
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