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goodnight hairy trans women. goodnight fat trans women. goodnight trans women with deep voices. goodnight trans women with broad shoulders. goodnight tall trans women. i love y'all.

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Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair

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it makes me sad the way cis women are so terrified of and disgusted by their own body hair. and i'm not talking "i have to shave for sensory reasons" i mean i keep seeing videos of women using hair identifier spray on their faces and hands so they can shave the tiniest barely-there bits of peach fuzz that came free with their bodies. hair that serves a purpose and that purpose is cleanliness and protection. i mean when i was in elementary school girls who had barely hit puberty were talking about shaving their arms. i mean full-grown adult women who will have a breakdown if they see two days of stubble on their legs/crotch/ jaw/pits because god forbid you don't look like a perfect plastic barbie doll. god forbid your body that keeps you alive comes with hair that may not be soft and glossy and photogenic. some women are so afraid of having any hair apart from their head and eyebrows that they've uno reversed themselves into six different kinds of gender dysphoria that they can't recognize as such because they're convinced that this unnatural state of highly-groomed capital-informed beauty is how women have always been. you're so scared of looking "gross" or "ugly" or "mannish" that you can't even look at your body in the mirror and recognize what it is. sister you are an ape. why are you so determined to deny your nature.

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guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

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you don't ovulate. liar

interesting. Sort of a neutral statement really. cant seem to figure out how to respond to this

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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

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snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"

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As an occasional gay chick myself I lowkey really enjoyed the shitty way 2000s-2010s video games would like let you pick the main character’s gender but assumed everyone playing was straight and would play guys, so the story was written with women hitting on the main character left and right even if they were also a woman

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their polyamorous swag

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i’m a slime girl made out of every drugs

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Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays

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request off twitter, trying to expand my doodles from just pink buns :p

so maned wolves~

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Sniffing the spiked bracelets someone gave me to tell if they're real leather with a coating or just plastic all the way through like a truffle hog for faggotry

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Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔

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#1 crush. vent doodle

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you know you are really being very solipsistic and self-centred right now. the universe is vast and you are not the protgaonist of every story. have you considered that from some prespectives, the radiator is being handcuffed to you?