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...And I’m A Bit Of A Klutz 🥴
*18+!*she/her*I'm 27 stop telling me I look like a minor*I'm a professional cook and here are my dishes from work, and here is everything else.I am beautiful & moisturizedAre you?
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[waving my cigarette around wildly as i talk] yeah exactly, you know, the penis is mightier than the sword or whatever they say,
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?
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tumblr is so fucking dumb. i am never leaving
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watching a tiktok and someone just described the black/blue gold/yellow dress meme as “one of the first things to ever go viral”
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You know what? Fuck it *proceeds to add unnecessary information in overly complicated phrases*
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Ant #189,709,928,171 of Anthill #599,198,417 has just been promoted to Lance Corporal
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If ya wanna see female presenting freckles & nipples, DM me any single emoji & I’ll send the link!
Or find me at OF dot com / ellietheelephant
Idk tumblr rules anymore so idk if I can just type the link lmfao
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Girl dinner but it’s just me chewing my lips
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Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth
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IF GARFIELD WERE A CATGIRL SHE'D BE FAT!!!!!! SHE'D BE FUCKING FAT!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T FUCKING MAKE GARFIELD SKINNY!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GARFIELD IS THE ANTITHESIS OF SKINNINESS!!!!!!!! GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HURT YOU REALLY REALLY BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S FAT SHE'S FAT SHE'S FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So I woke up at five in the morning to write down my dream and I can’t stop laughing
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“I know God made us all different and special, but shit, did he really have to invent lopsided testicles?”
People don’t understand why I love Macklemore so much.
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