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Happy 24-6-01!

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they should do emmys for gifs

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If you’ve tried to reach out to me in the last 7-8 years and I didn’t get back to you I’m medicated now and I’ll be reaching out to you shortly

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I'm sorry, but Alex's reaction to all kind of eggs is so fucking hilarious

Dude just opens it in front of us and eats it like that lmao

Pass for evil egg tho

ALEX NO-

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if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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important life update: my dog came out of the woods with half of an artisanal baguette

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onion rings but it goes to voicemail

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Dropped my fucking heart emoticon

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??? what was going on in pennsylvania in 1796. why was a guy called Master Pancake running around grabbing wild bats

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irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

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did i do it? did i do the meme right?

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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao