its time to get into the food industry
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I love apes because they can be smart and communicate with others but you know what? sometimes they want to bash something into a paste and then they’ll do it and that’s okay.
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pretty wild that you can just write whatever you want and no one can stop you
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There also needs to be a button for “this is the 5000th time I’ve read your fic because I’m having a horrible day and this is the only thing in the world that always brings me happiness.”
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Focus on one project at a time? Finish a project before starting another? Blasphemy.
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Shi Qing Xuan: I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like, did you think eye shadow permanently alters a girl's eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes?
Ling Wen: Babies have no concept of object permanence.
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(from this by @incorrectmodaozushi)
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Xie Lian: This guy has been bothering me.
Hua Cheng: Kill him.
Xie Lian: No.
Hua Cheng, softer: I kill him for you?
Xie Lian: San Lang, no.
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Ten Major Artists:
Wong Wong & Lulu
Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait
Pepper’s self-portrait
Tiger the spontaneous reductionist
Misty goes off the wall
Minnie, the abstract expressionist
Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.
Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch
Smokey at work
Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.
Princess, the elemental fragmentist
Charlie, the peripheral realist
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Wei Wuxian: *is summoned back to the living and sees a cultivator in Gusu clothing*
Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan wears clothes like that 😍😍
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One thing I’ve learned about writing is ”give everything a face”. It’s no good to write passively that the nobility fled the city or that the toxic marshes were poisoning the animals beyond any ability to function. Make a protagonist see how a desperate woman in torn silks climbs onto a carriage and speeds off, or a two-headed deer wanders right into the camp and into the fire. Don’t just have an ambiguous flock of all-controlling oligarchy, name one or two representatives of it, and illustrate just how vile and greedy they are as people.
it’s bad to have characters who serve no purpose in the story, but giving something a face is a perfectly valid purpose.
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