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i moved

im on @fleshsock now if yall care

it’s mostly an aesthetic blog but there’s some funny shit on there uhhh tw tho for gore and nsfw shit lol

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i moved

im on @fleshsock now if yall care it's mostly an aesthetic blog but there's some funny shit on there uhhh tw tho for gore and nsfw shit lol

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hey,,, tumblr,, i got some constructive criticism on ur “safe mode” policy.

1. let users chose what to see and not see. you say that we have more control over what we see, we dont we have the same control because youre controlling it for us

2. specify why the post is being filtered

3. make it have a “show this post anyway” button on blocked posts

4. just refine it so it doesnt block posts seemingly at random. In the span of about five minutes I have found blocked posts including

a post about sonic the hedgehog

a post about the heatwave in europe

a post about skyrim

a video of birds dancing

multiple posts about being gay

things it did not filter out: porn, both real, and drawn/written

k thx bye

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tumblr users: let us add pics on mobile! do something about the nazis! stop making useless fixes to things that aren’t broken! tumblr @staff: With Our New Safe Mode You’re Not Allowed To Look At Ducks And Being Gay Is Illegal But You Can Still Look At Genitals Against Your Will

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maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

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i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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Boys on Tumblr:omg you’re so cute I wish I could date you forever Boys in real life: uh I’m not ready for a relationship right now uhhhhh my ex looked in my direction bye uhhhhhh you can’t tell me to stop dropping acid I don’t want to have to change for a relationship

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when people type out “hhhhh” online what the actual fuck is it supposed to sound like

i legit can’t imagine what kind of sound effect that triggers in someone’s mind looking at it

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I want silence from you. I don’t even want to hear you breathe. The only thing I want from you is to feel you writhing underneath me, with my fingers against your throat.

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fun fact the west coast does not have cicadas so you can imagine my surprise when my LA ass moved to Philly for college when all the trees started screaming while they’ve been on fire plenty of times where I’m from they never screamed

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Leaked Script from Life is Strange Season 2

Chloe Price, spinning 3 fidget spinners at the same time: Wowzers Max, that’s hella lit *dabs*

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perfect

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BITCH

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my cat: *grabs my hand the same way felines in the wild use to snap their prey’s neck*

me: aww. you think you can kill me? fool. you are far too weak to challenge me. i love you

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*takes a deep breath*

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That moment of utter disappointment LGBT people go through every now and then