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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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Emma Frost 0.523 seconds before ruining the lives of everyone around her
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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you鈥檙e at my register and you鈥檙e rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you鈥檙e getting the yucky nickel bitch
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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. 鈽濓笍yet
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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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