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Its a cock -_-

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That moment of utter disappointment LGBT people go through every now and then

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Imagine if a symbiote attaches to a xenomorph tho!!

Venom - Created by Paolo Rivera

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I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

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I already exist...

im combining “sloth” and “gluttony” to a new supersin called “sluttony”

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@sodomymcscurvylegs

reblog if you and your other muscular, shirtless friends with identical haircuts like to sit around out back drinking vodka and smashing folding chairs over each others backs

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He toss my salad like his name Romaaaaiine

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Silly Christians 😂

gonna casually bring back saying “ye gods!” as an exclamation of surprise

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me: blushes irl while flirting with a character in a game

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The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. 

The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.

Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation. The Elephant’s Foot is almost as if it is a living creature.

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Me as a receptionist

“Thank you, Come Again” is a very awkward thing to say when you work at a hospital.

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The other end of retail

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED? WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC? TELL US WHY

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Rebloggong for that last comment

I like the implication that Dracula recognizes Trevor as a Belmont because of how wimpy his punches are.