spiderbitesandvampirevenom

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want her to look at my tits practically spilling out of my tiny tops in the summer, want to catch her staring and pretending she wasnt when i catch her, acting like i dont know what she was doing only for my tits to bounce in her face later that day when im riding her ☺️

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you know that thing that faux progressive liberals will do where they're like

"look, i'm completely against the chauvanistic attitude that the USA should rule the world. but if the USA doesn't rule the world, then Russia and China will! I don't know about you, but I'd rather have the USA rule the world than Xinnie and POOtin! and that's why it is imperative to maintain global USA hegemony forever and ever at absolutely any cost."

like, why do they say that shit at the beginning if they're just going to immediately contradict it?????? if you actually love usamerican hegemony and chauvanism, just say that!

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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.

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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

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RIP Adriana Smith, and fuck the people who forced her on life support, and fuck Georgia lawmakers while we’re at it

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hi im back to be hot and insufferable on ur dash (:

they/them

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american leftists seem extremely focused on anti imperialism (good) but rarely- if at all- discuss decolonization in their own fucking country, despite acknowledging that it is a settler colonial state.

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MEGAN THEE STALLION — cosplaying as YORUICHI SHIHŌIN from BLEACH | DreamCon 2025

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I can’t believe 1TB microsd cards are like a thing that exists, thats like crossing a line, thats alarmingly close to playing god, where the FUCK are they PUTTING it

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Y'know genuinely I think more of you should try being brazenly flirty. Everyone wants to get hit on by a hot lesbian but nobody wants to be the one to take the first step. Literally just loosen your shoulders a little, walk up to the person, compliment them, and just come right out with it. It's super easy even if you get rejected just go "oh my apologies have a nice night" that's literally it. Be the hot lesbian everyone wants it gets easier with practice

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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.

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Reminder that Indigenous peoples and our lands are most affected by wildfires that have been worsened by climate change. And are most at risk.

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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

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phenomenon ive only ever seen on tumblr that i think we should start killing people over actually