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a vengeful spectre. those who approach her notice her resemblance to a beloved knight who lost her life to the sea.

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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

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poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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she stole a leaf that a leafcutter ant was carrying and ate it

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damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

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getting mad enough at video games that i have to stop playing and make a chart

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if you’re someone who has to wear glasses every day that makes them basically the most important item you own which means you really gotta show those fuckers who’s boss just toss them everywhere and knock them off things and roll over them in bed at least twice a week

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kids these days don't even know how good they have it. they don't even know about the final fantasy 14 artificial housing crisis

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