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Somebody Else playing from another room The 1975
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peter ‘idk how to talk to girls’ parker.
#turn the flash off you fuckin' moron. / ooc.#i hate him So Much#im hopin to have peter long enough#that i can Work Him#and make him Not a Dunce#but today is not that day :))))))
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HETERO-CHROMATIC EYES WOULD ROLL at such an inane comment. Her heartbeat picks up, such ignorance of the world at a larger scale is what it is. Sure, he’s in the larger different community, but hardly part of hers. Maybe under different circumstances she would argue the point, but she resigns the point. In a perfect world he’s RIGHT.
Her world hardly ever consisted of perfect rights and wrongs. The lines were always shifting. “ That’s such a HERO thing to say, fucking hell. Do you even hear yourself ?? Or do you just spit out, all robotic like. Do you even believe that shit ?? You sound like a 4 am sermon that’s about thirty years old. Now I think its best in this moment, for you to leave. ”
If her words were fists, she would have plummeted him in that moment. It was an onslaught that he’s heard before, but in a much different variation, but her version was more ruthless in retrospect.
“What the honest ass ?? Yes, I do believe in those words, thank you very much !!” Words filled with exasperation, with an edge of offense. He huffed some, arms crossing across his chest, as if trying to physically defy the words she had thrown so unfairly at.
“Sorry that I say such hero things, end of the freakin’ world !!” He muttered, looking over to the once broken window, that was now covered in his webbing.
“Well, uh, can you just ----- show me the way out. Don’t wanna break your window.” A pause. “Again.”
#interactions. / replies.#luckreflex#peter vc: THIS IS THE LAST TIME IM HELPING SOMEONE IM RETIRING#peter vc: shit i gotta save this cat in this tree...........
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❛ You draw blood just to taste it. You hold bones just to break them You ruin everything you touch. And destroy anyone you love ❜ IND. SEL. OC. BY LYNS
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her cheeks are stained black with runny mascara, but she stopped crying awhile ago. right now she just looks lost with glassy eyes and a body that shrinks into itself. shoulder presses to the wall farthest from him, arms crossed over her chest, head turned. she knows if she glances back, all she’ll see in his eyes is the sympathetic glances of waitresses, the free coffee that practically screamed ‘ poor girl ’, and all the humiliation that came with it. she almost forgot what it was to feel so pathetic — almost.
let her count the ways she loves him — then she’ll count the ways she doesn’t. her finger traces around the rim of her half - drunk coffee cup and she opens her mouth to speak, but all that comes out is a whimper. how many years have they spent, dancing around the prospect of dating ?? they have all but the label — the warmth of intertwined fingers, the clumsy joy of first kisses, the excitement of dates and laughing into kissing and everything between.
❝ it’s whatever. ❞ mumbled under breath as she tries so hard to not cry again. she never wants to feel so weak ; she’s had enough of it for tonight. she’s not sure her heart can take much more. two words. that’s all she can offer him right now.
Those two words hung heavy among the busy going-on’s of the diner around them. A world that seemed so distant to Peter right now. He couldn’t fathom anything to say, any words to soothe her, or to reassure her. It’s not that he didn’t want to, or even had the urge not to, but they just ---- slipped from his mind; he was running blank. Peter felt that he was beginning to get some stares just standing there, his hands open by his sides.
“Could ---- Could I sit down ??” He asked, but decided to anyways. The leather of the booths were as unwelcoming and cold as the palms of his hands.
“It’s not just . . . whatever.” He said. “I screwed up, so bad, I know I did. I know I haven’t been the best . . .” Been the best what? The best boyfriend? The bestest of friends? He didn’t know. Words drying up in his throat, not knowing where they were going to go next, but he just had to focus, he had to try not to stare at her eyes; does she even care right now ?? Does she even want him here ?? He didn’t know. He and Uncle Ben never had these talks, the: How to Not Ruin Your Relationships.
“I know I haven’t been there for you lately. It’s not . . . you or anything like that, it’s just, I’ve been so busy ----- one moment I look at my watch and the next thing I know three hours have passed me by. I just ----” Lies. Really all of them honestly. But what more could he say ?? That he’s been wearing spandex and fighting other masked-individuals that also wear spandex, or sometimes another material altogether ??
“Let me make it up to you, okay ?? I wanna do whatever you wanna do.”
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kind of like it’s playing in another room.
#posts. / music tastes.#more Study Music for pete#literally if he's studying#ur 10/10 gonna hear muffled music from his Room
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ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
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How quickly did/will they fall in love? -
How was their first kiss? -
Wedding:
Who proposed? -
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? -
Who stressed the most? -
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Sex:
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Who is the one to instigate things? -
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
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How many children will they adopt? -
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -
Who is the stricter parent? -
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
Who is the more loved parent? -
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Who cried the most at graduation? -
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? -
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -
Who does the grocery shopping? -
How often do they bake desserts? -
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -
Chores:
Who cleans the room? -
Who is really against chores? -
Who cleans up after the pets? -
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? -
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -
What are their goals for the relationship? -
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -
Who plays the most pranks? -
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Drinking wasn’t exactly one of Peter’s forte. He tried it once, very briefly, and hated it. He couldn’t bare four sips, finding it difficult to believe that people could get beyond that point; the point of no return. That’s where Mary-Jane was at right now, he knew that, and so did she. Honestly, he lost count of how many shots she’d taken, but he saw their effects on her. Peter tried guiding her down, but she ended up plopping instead. Slurred words came out, but he was able to understand what she was trying to say.
“Of course,” he reassured her. “I’m not gonna leave you like this.” A soft, small smile formed. He offered her his hand, nodding towards the exit. “Come on, let’s go. Let me take you home, how about that? Sound good?” ( x )
#interactions. / replies.#redheadliner#/// alcohol mention.#dfkjsf just turned this into a Thing#mostly cause I could
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if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you
#turn the flash off you fuckin' moron. / ooc.#Very Important !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i use these terms A LOT#and i use them bc in my mind they're so overused that to me they're 'neutral'#but someone ?? may not feel the same ??#SO PLS BE HONEST AND UP FRONT#<3333
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Easy S2E4 | Spent Grain
#images. / gifs.#ships. / peter x neena.#can u Believe that i was actually gonna use#dave franco before i got suggested joe keery ?? eye emojis
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i thought today was gonna be shit but then i got a call saying i got the job at this book place that i’ve wanted to work at forever now !!!!!!!!!!!!
#turn the flash off you fuckin' moron. / ooc.#im so Psyched jsdflksj#gonna chill & play sims 4 after all dis Excitement#and also because work was so Draining & Boring#don't work at panera folks !!!!!!!!! it bad for ur soul
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“Look . . . I’m sorry ----- alright ?? I know I promised you I’d be here, I know that. It’s just . . . I don’t know, time just got away from me ----- I’ve been hitting the books a lot harder than I should, maybe.” Another classic excuse from Parker. If it wasn’t obvious enough his gaze was averted from hers, feeling the prickling sense of guilt warm the backside of his neck.
Peter hated the way she looked at him, truthfully. Eyes that seemed to hold so much emotion behind them, ready to burst at any moment, an unending amount of tears he can already assume; that was Julie, after all.
Just a simple dinner, that’s what he promised. A nice, homey sit-down meal at the diner. They were going to share each others company, exchange looks back and forth, their feet accidentally touching every so often as the both of them fidgeted in their seat. It’s been two years since graduation and he still didn’t know what they were. A couple was probably a loose, undefined term for them. Their interactions could be mistaken for such, yet both parties had not established a connection of any sort.
They were just free-floating as the memories of high school faded behind them. Things were easier then, they didn’t have as much free time. Julie had her life and Pete had his own. But it was difficult now, despite college meaning you had less free time than before, there still felt like there were empty spaces that Peter wasn’t fulfilling on his end of their friendship ( ? ) and he knew why. Spider-Man.
“Just ----- I’m sorry. That’s all I can say.” He looked like a moron, standing beside the table she was sitting at, feeling like he wasn’t welcomed to sit down.
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Heroes playing from another room David Bowie
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OLYMPIAN AESTHETICS .
tagged by : @luckreflex aka the DominHoe™ tagging : @wrathcarne // @brainsnbeauty // @barbieish // @purrpetrator // @badlvckkitty // @elataan // and anyone else !!!!!!!!!
APHRODITE : laughter-loving. sweet smiles. dressed in silk and satin. flower in their hair. sees the world as a runway. unapologetically sexual. the sea washing their ankles. in love with love. stirrer of passion. cunning concealed by painted lips. secret daggers. doves. revolution in their kiss. delighting in the waves. flirtatious winks. strolling along the beach. staring wistfully from a balcony. this is how to be a heartbreaker. wants to be adored. gets turned on by danger.
APOLLO : glitz and glamour. art galleries. turning the volume up. being made of gold. neatly-organized music sheets. notebooks filled with poetry. bathing in the sunlight. the powerful urge to create. collecting vinyl records. beautiful cover of wonderwall. playing multiple instruments. tasting like sunshine. healing touch. speaking in prophecies. smile mingled with wrath. shunning lies. sporting shades. hanging out at music festivals with their friends. sleeps naked. arrow to the heart. paint brushes. probably has a tinder account.
ARES : armed for battle. wants to raise a dog with their significant other. soft spot for children. gives piggyback rides. scarred body. blood on their hands and face. willing to fight the world for the ones they love. fights against injustice. warm hugs. well-worn combat boots. boxing gloves. bandages wrapped around bruised knuckles. fist raised in protest. ignites revolutions. fear is a prison. more sensitive than what their tough shell would have you think. exhausted. damaged goods. force to be reckoned with. red roses. curses under their breath.
ARTEMIS : keen sense of a hunter. freckles like constellations on their skin. piercing eyes. disheveled braid. moonlight peeking through the shadows. the calm of the forest at night. lying on the grass and staring at the stars. mother doe and her fawn. protecting their kin. the moon shimmering on a still lake. quiver full of arrows resting against the bark of a tree. running with wolves. bonding while circled around a campfire. not being much of a people person. arrow hitting a target. popping egos. patience on 3%. touches heaven and returns howling.
ATHENA : discerning gaze. unreadable face. quiet museums. owl perched on their finger. armor that intimidates. eye for architecture. plays the sims for the sole purpose of building houses. studied the blade while everyone else was busy getting laid. big fan of logic. loves brain teasers, ancient buildings. sweaters in neutrals and cool colors. hair done up. can kill you with their brain. heads to the library often to research. sharpened pencils. abs that can cut steel. stoic statues. pottery classes.
DEMETER : soil-covered hands. smile that can bloom flowers. skin loved by the sun. being the mom-friend. can lift you and your friends. flowers kept in the pockets of overalls. takes pride in their beautiful garden. speaks to their plants. leaves rustling in the wind. stalks of wheat. picking fruit. greenhouses. heart as strong as a mountain. values simplicity. daisies dotted across a collarbone. curls crowned with flowers. folded pile of sweaters in warm hues. pulling out fresh- baked bread out of the oven and the smell wafting through the air.
DIONYSUS : drunk shitposter. on their sixth glass of wine before you’ve even finished your second. seductive smirks. untamed curls. rich fabrics on dark skin. sleek-furred panthers. theater masks. stage productions. receiving a standing ovation. rose caught between their teeth. being the baby of the bunch. wild parties that last from sundown to sunup. creeping vines. inspiring loyalty. grand opera houses. masquerade balls. rolls of film. shattered chandeliers with broken glass scattered across the wine-spilled floor. pouring champagne into flutes. lives for the applause.
HEPHAESTUS : the calloused hands of someone who knows labor. sweaty brow. flame burning in their eyes. inventive mind. broad shoulders. steampunk goggles. nuts and bolts stored away in little boxes. ashes. striking a match. blueprints for future projects. fixing up a busted up car and giving it cool upgrades. wrestles with bitterness. work boots have seen better years. wrinkled plaid shirts. iron melted in blazing fire. huge jackets. crafting masterpieces. greased- stained overalls. fascination with robotics. pain is fuel. stack of weaponry. even their muscles have muscles.
HERA : resting bitch face. dressed to the nines. cows grazing on a pasture. cool rain. loving and hating fiercely. hand clutching a string of pearls. large chandelier with glittering crystals. plays the sims for the sole purpose of killing off their sims. romance to realism. pictures of the sky while flying on a plane. files that under fuck it. downs glasses of wine as they relax with a scented bubble bath and netflix. like their selfie or you’re grounded. knows 57 convenient ways to murder a man. dark eyes that penetrate your soul. marble and gold.
HERMES : devil-may-care smile. always up-to-date on the latest technology. will steal your french fries. does it for the vine. shitposter. puts googly eyes on everything. meme hoarder. long drives on the highway. ma and pop diners. spontaneous road trips. folded maps. fingers dancing across the keyboard of a laptop. shooting hoops on the basketball court. chatting up strangers as you all journey to your own destinations. goes jogging in the morning. mixes redbull with coffee. menace on april fool’s. hoodies and sneakers.
POSEIDON : storm with skin. colorful coral reefs. waves crashing against the shore. stroking the soft fur of a cat. their heart pounding as their horse’s gentle trot speeds into a gallop. tousled locks. clothes smeared with paint. owns several sketchbooks yet always yearns to own more. leather jackets. fondness for diy projects. handwriting that flows across the page. nimble fingers playing the strings of a violin. velvety singing voice that haunts your dreams. mood as ever-changing as the sea. the roar of a motorcycle. compass with a spinning arrow.
ZEUS : thunder in their heart. running on coffee. flash of lightning. natural charisma. eloquence. badass in a nice suit. aficionado of history. force of nature. lenny face. nightmare-filled nights. proud arm around their lover’s waist. high-rise buildings. planes soaring through a cloudless sky. technician on the piano. maintains order. strong handshake. juggling multiple events on their busy schedule with ease. expensive watch.
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luckreflex:
“ I’d know, I’m a Scorpio too. ” The comment was offhand, not even in response to him. Folding her arms over her chest, she watched the dog hop forward. He really was tiny, only up to the middle part of Spider-man’s calf. It was cute, though; seeing their interaction. And for a moment it didn’t feel like there was a glass hole in her window, or litter scattered in piles. It felt normal, in a good way. Catching herself smiling too much she cleared her throat quietly.
Magic ?? She hadn’t even thought of that. Things like that rarely traveled in the same circles as her. Sure, a few run-ins, mishaps but it didn’t make sense to her. She grasped her chin, thinking it over. “ I thought she’d just be another mutant. Some of us can dampen powers. ” Though she had never had the displeasure to experience such a sensation. She’d LUCKILY had always been on the right side of those kinds.
With the tone of his voice, she became agitated, “ I’ll STOP YOU right there. Listen, you keep implying that I have no one around me. Like I don’t have people who care. No one stayed here, because I didn’t want them to. Things aren’t as CUT AND DRY in our ‘mutant / merc community’ as your good guy, magic asshole one. I appreciate you saving my ass but you don’t know me. ”
Good guy magic asshole community. “Jeez ----- I don’t know Dr. Strange that well.”
Offhanded reply seeps through dry, nervous lips. It came out as quickly as his heart rate picked up. Tips of his fingers grow cold, clammy. He felt a pit take a straight and hard nosedive off a diving board right into his lower stomach. A frown slightly forming behind the mask, joints seizing in the spot. A sense of humiliation clouded his mind.
“You don’t have to ask for someone to stay ----- someone would have stayed, despite your protests of wanting them to leave. I appreciate that you appreciate me saving you, but I don’t gotta know no one to know that leaving you alone was unbelievably irresponsible for anyone to do.”
“Sometimes, you gotta go beyond what someone wants, and do what you think is best for them in that moment.”
#interactions. / replies.#luckreflex#stephen strange vc: welcome to the good guy magic asshole community
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wrathcarne:
❛ Why, because you’re so SMALL? Small enough to crush under my heel, I bet. ❜ Ocular perception is downcast, they’re releasing their grip on the fire escape to drop below. ❛ Now that I have your attention, maybe you’ll listen to what I have to say!! ❜
A tick. ❛ … I’m bored. ❜
A pause. Perhaps the strangest of words to ever grace a villains lips. Truthfully, Peter would have preferred the usual spiel. You know, about the murdering part, how Carnage’ll rip his limbs from each of his sockets, and how he’d peel off his flesh like an onion; things of that villainous nature. The casual topic of being bored just ------ rubbed Peter in every wrong way imaginable.
“Uh, yeah. Look, I have a phone you know. You can look me up on Snapchat.” He held up his phone. Please don’t mind the Pokemon phone cover, it’s a personal taste. “It’s less destructive that way.”
#interactions. / replies.#wrathcarne#what the Fuck :////#me: expects Violence#carnage: i need Attention :///
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cletus kas.ady is the type of dude to fart on his hand & then smell it afterwards :///////
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