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*Raises my hand with immaculate confidence* Hello 🙋‍♀️ May I please kill every living thing on earth

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[eating another handful with a distinct air of elitism] it's expensive dirt.

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Was gonna make a post but i guess im just a fucking mindless sheep

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coffee mug for people who are doomed that says Don't Talk To Me Until It's Too Late

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ONE something’s wrong with me TWO something’s wrong with me THREE something’s wrong with me FOUR okay that was four different medical opinions can you please cover the medication now insurance please please please

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They should add a feature to this website where you can browse someone’s blog by inputting a short phrase and then a search algorithm would retrieve all the posts containing it

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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

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life is full of many s beautiful things (seeing cat in window on walk)

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my mum has severe knee problems and needs a replacement. Today she was told she's too fat to be operated on and the knee specialist suggested she gets a gastric band - which also involves surgery. So my mum was like first of all you didn't read my file because it explains that I'm not fat because I eat too much second of all you said it's impossible for me to get surgery and then suggested I get a surgery about it? He then asked her her weight and height, didn't believe her answer, and made her prove it to him because she "looks fatter than that". So she was like so you also just entirely based this on looks instead of actual numbers?

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Show idea: magical girl group but each girl is based on one of the seven heavenly virtues

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If you die whose getting ya tumblr followers

My mutuals will be buried alongside me, and will act as my ushers to Duat. The remainder will go to pjack.

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trans girls who reject and deny all compliments given to them: i understand, i really do. However. at a certain point you simply have to stop. you cannot hate yourself into a version of yourself that you love. and pushing away the love people try to give you only hurts you both. fake it till you make it, girl, the more you let people love you the more lovable you will begin to see yourself as.

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does anybody here ever piss?

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ENGAGED!

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Kim: That's a nice thought, detective