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Marlene “I’m ok” Mckinnon

Mary “I know you’re not” Macdonald

James “I’m ok” Potter

Peter “I know you’re not” Pettigrew

Regulus “I’m ok” Black

Pandora “I know you’re not” Rosier

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PEOPLE HATE PETER PETTIGREW BECAUSE HES NOT CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE SO THEY CANT SEXUALIZE HIM AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. BC WDYM OTHER DEATH EATER CHARACTERS LIKE BARTY EVAN AND REGULUS ARE LIKED MORE THEN HIM (THEY DID EQUALLY AS BAD IF NOT WORSE STUFF THEN HIM). AND ALSO IF HE WERE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE IM ALMOST CERTAIN PRONGSTAIL WOULD BE MORE POPULAR THEN JEGULUS BECAUSE THINK OF THE POTENTIAL WITH THE BETRAYAL AND ALL THAT

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Just so you know, Peter was James’ first boyfriend

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Ppl can't stand to see a bad bitch (Odysseus) winning (killing, lying, gaslighting and commiting war crimea)

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If you ask Dorlene who’s ‘the man’ in the relationship they will tell you Hozier

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YES LMAO, OT WAS SUCH A SURPRISE

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT AARON FUCKING BURR WAS ON SUPERNATURAL????

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(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑) Reggie!! Swimming variant sketch under cut:

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I illustrated this to make it clear.

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aw the duke and cass one makes me so happy inside

De-aged batfam because its finally summer!

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My two babies

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Ok og flyboy fic idea:

Mav is almost like a foot shorter than all the other flyboys, so when he starts getting pissy and tries to fight some one of the other flyboys just picks him up like a feral cat, and mav goes limp because wtf?? Slider starter it when they were slightly drunk and mav was trying to fight some men who they have no idea was even so slider just picks him up bodly to take him back and the moment he picks him up they all realize mav just goes limp. And that's how they figured out mav's off switch.

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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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fr, i personally am a major fan of gay or aro ace reg, so i dont rlly ship him with women, but thats my personal hcs, and ive seen him that way since before i saw him as trans. BUT i think its crazy we twinkafy reg (and the vlack brothers in general) even though hes a canon jock???? and i love the hc of him hating being called a twink

the fetishisation of regulus is actually insane

(a rant under the cut)

like, I’m a trans guy and I do not appreciate when you get angry at me for shipping him with a girl. like, I thought this was a safe space; I didn’t realise that trans guys can’t be seen as anything but submissive, gay twinks who only like men who are taller and stronger than them

let regulus hate being called a twink. let regulus want to have a stronger, more masculine build instead of his feminine figure. let him want to have muscles like the other quidditch boys so he can feel good as a guy and to also impress the girl or guy he likes because he feels inferior

or how about we let him be on the aro and ace spectrums? how about he feels not real at all because he’s a guy who was born a girl and he doesn’t feel the normal attraction that everyone else does. he feels broken

you think they had hrt back then? you think that, even if he got a spell to make him more masculine, his parents would ever let him transition? he may have signed off his letter to voldemort with rab, but his gravestone definitely said denebola black (a hc for his dead name) because the reason dead names are called dead names is because it’s the name that is on our gravestone when we are dead

hope this helps 🎀

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Yall think cat Regulus purrs on purpose or does it just happen

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guys im lowkey obsessed with top gun

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vocal stim

Yall think cat Regulus purrs on purpose or does it just happen

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Barty: See, I’m straight, but if there was a man I would marry, it’d be James.

Sirius: How do you feel about that, prongs?

James: It’s not helping with the rumors.

Sirius: I think the kiss you guys shared at my birthday party isn’t helping with the rumors.

Barty: Yeah, I just hate that he didn’t give me enough tongue