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why is pleather the go-to of vegan-products-not-made-for-vegans that we get yelled at for
let’s switch it up. yell at us about cocaine
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My mom bought a pepper and it had this second secret, smaller pepper inside it, pepper in peppu
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i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like
"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital
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White-headed Marsh Tyrant (Arundinicola leucocephala), male, Tyrannidae, Sao Paolo, Brazil
photograph by Dario Sanches
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Definite banners and possible bumper stickers for the shop
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i know it'll pass but. can it pass a little quicker thanks
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pavlovs dog and schrodinger's cat armed with chekhovs gun and occams razor to take down freud. new hit movie coming april 20th 2069
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I don’t care if it’s 1 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.
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im coming back from the dead ! and i’ll take you home with me !!!! i’m taking back the life you stole !!!! this hole you put me in wasn’t deep enough and I’m climbing out right now. youre running out of places.... to hide from me !!!!
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my younger self would think I'm so brave (cause I am)
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