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A headcanon i had that metal would favor stone over eggman because he comes to hangout with him when eggman’s away ^^!!

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trapped in the phantom ruby friends accidentally became real friends

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quite possibly my most devious and concerning hear me out:

Infinite the Jackal from Sonic Forces

(I'm so down bad I 3D printed and built his mask in 1:1 scale)

Reasoning:

- mmm yummy voice

- could definitely beat me up in seconds

- trauma that makes him look like a 2 year old crashing out makes me laugh

- failed so hard he literally died

- wasted pathetic wet cat potential

give my man that wet cat potential. put him in a bucket

drown him let him die (again lol)

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the only unfortunate thing about being a murder drones fan and having a golden retriever boyfriend is that because I have been labeled and treated like Uzi my entire life (because she's just like me fr thank you Liam for the weird cringe girl rep 🙏) when I see anything nuzi I think "THAT'S US" immediately

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Dear trans people,

you dont need to justify your existence to politicians or your parents or whatever. You only need to justify it to me. And if i disapprove youll be thrown into the hole

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Dear trans people,

you dont need to justify your existence to politicians or your parents or whatever. You only need to justify it to me. And if i disapprove youll be thrown into the hole

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"Be not afraid."

She says, as he looks up at the most gorgeous woman he's ever seen in his entire fucking life

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distracting myself with things I love because my life is crumbling around me is concerning easy these days

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Bro I'm not joking I saw Lyney for the first time and immediately said "I know what you are" and then he started flirting

Bro is not beating the down bad allegations

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praying for the unlikelyhood of Freminet being on the Furina banner because damnit I want both of them and have neither due to my hiatus

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me when pookie calls me short (I'm going to strangle him to death)

Lucifer: Listen, I know we don't always see eye-to-eye-

Alastor: That's because you're too short to do so!

Lucifer:

Lucifer, eyes glowing red: LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE-

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you love me though 💕

when you're friend group consists of two couples and you... like my leo valdez kin did NOT need to be validated by 7th wheeling constantly.

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there's a reason everyone asks me for love advice,,,,, (past abuse)

(open to any of my mutuals or followers)

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( posting frm m' sideblog, main is @/yuutx )

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I saw this on my Pinterest and thought of you (except it would be transmasc with like Rosalina or something)

Like I immediately could hear your voice saying this with an image of you aggressively pointing at someone and I cannot explain why

hypnotizing you you're transmasc you're transmasc you're transmasc you're transmasc you're transmasc

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yet.

What do you mean ur gf did a boat?????????? How?????? Why???????

ah i was referring to the invisible aspect. my gf has not had sex with a boat. yet.

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trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

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it's not because my dad said so and then immediately encouraged young me to do several of them