spidey-dad

[spidey-dad]

Or Alice in Wonderland

hiiiii :)

i'm watching alice in wonderland for the first time and this feels like ketamines

What is happening in my inbox tonight?

[spidey-dad]

Byw you remind me of shane from buzzfeed unsolved

I don't have context for that I am Old

[spidey-dad]

what is your opinion on opossums - ⚫

Love them unconditionally.

[spidey-dad]

It's ok somebody already chimed in to vouch for you.

I think we have an opening for an adopted child. I'll get you the orientation paperwork.

Pretty please adpot me

Hmmm you make a compelling case. Tell me about yourself, kid. Special skills? Interests? Hobbies? Sob stories?

[spidey-dad]

You look reputable enough. I mean, for a strange teenager on the internet.

Pretty please adpot me

Hmmm you make a compelling case. Tell me about yourself, kid. Special skills? Interests? Hobbies? Sob stories?

[spidey-dad]

hiiiii :)

i'm watching alice in wonderland for the first time and this feels like ketamines

What is happening in my inbox tonight?

[spidey-dad]

You do sound pretty qualified. I mean I've never been formally diagnosed but there are Signs.

Any references?

Pretty please adpot me

Hmmm you make a compelling case. Tell me about yourself, kid. Special skills? Interests? Hobbies? Sob stories?

[spidey-dad]

You interacted with me and now you get rambled at

Opposite Day is a paradox because if it’s Opposite Day then it’s not Opposite Day because it is Opposite Day but if it’s Opposite Day then it can’t be Opposite Day because it’s Opposite Day

But if it's not opposite day can it still be opposite day???

[spidey-dad]

You're chat? How many people you got in there, kid?

gang shoukd i weat food

[spidey-dad]

Pretty please adpot me

Hmmm you make a compelling case. Tell me about yourself, kid. Special skills? Interests? Hobbies? Sob stories?

[spidey-dad]

Chat miiiiight not have your best interest at heart

gang shoukd i weat food

[spidey-dad]

First of all. That's peer pressure. Not cool.

Second of all I'm chat and I say eat

gang shoukd i weat food

[spidey-dad]

Why is this a question? Always.

gang shoukd i weat food

[spidey-dad]

Still open!

Calling all Spider-People and Variants!

It's come to my attention that there might be several spider-people in the Void at the End of Time. (Because of course, why wouldn't there be, duh, yeah I know.) Word has it that any spider-person who is not Peter Parker, and a few who are, have been or will be "pruned" for breaking the sacred timeline. (The TVA isn't supposed to do that anymore, but some radical elements there still do.)

Well fuck that, is what I say.

I'm mounting a rescue mission. No spiders left behind. I have too many spider-friends and associates who aren't Peters, including a gang of gutsy teenagers I would die for.

The same goes for other "variants" who don't abide by "cannon"!

Please keep the following code handy and transmit it from any device you can, if you end up in the void. I will head out on a rescue mission with a small team. Stay safe out there!

//Open RP prompt below the cut!\\

Here's how it works:

1. The invite is for cannon-divergent muses and spider-people, but open to anyone. :)

2. Start a new thread with your own opener. You can start by getting pruned, or waking up in the Void.

3. Remember there are baddies in the void! Your character might run into cannibals, waring factions, Loki or Deadpool variants, or other variants (benign or malignant) and structures or settings which have been pruned.

4. Tag @bstandsforbabydaddy in your opener. We can also dm for plotting.

5. A small team will set out to find your muse. We are keeping the rescue team to 4 or less, to keep the action moving.

6. They can make several shorter missions, so this is an open and ongoing prompt!

If you are interested but don't know where to start, feel free to dm for plotting ideas!

Current rescue team: @ravonna-lexus-renslayer, @d-adpool

Please reblog for visibility!

[spidey-dad]

*pbp watches, smiling. Mayday stares at Peter and pokes him in the cheek.*

No allergies. She likes goldfish crackers, and any kind of fruit. And peanut butter. She's got my appetite, so she'll eat about anything you put in front of her.

"Okay so if I am gonna eventually babysit it would be a good idea if I know some more about the kid

@peterparker-who

Yeah, sure!

*he pops in through a portal with a redheaded toddler on his shoulders.*

Mayday, this is Peter.

*She points at him and smiles.*

"Peepee!"

[spidey-dad]

"Ai!"

*she flips around and starts climbing off of pbp but he catches her and lowers her to the ground.*

She has a lot of energy. Likes to explore.

*she toddles over to Peter and points at him.*

"Up?"

"Okay so if I am gonna eventually babysit it would be a good idea if I know some more about the kid

@peterparker-who

Yeah, sure!

*he pops in through a portal with a redheaded toddler on his shoulders.*

Mayday, this is Peter.

*She points at him and smiles.*

"Peepee!"

[spidey-dad]

//give these fools some enrichment!!\\

Calling all Spider-People and Variants!

It's come to my attention that there might be several spider-people in the Void at the End of Time. (Because of course, why wouldn't there be, duh, yeah I know.) Word has it that any spider-person who is not Peter Parker, and a few who are, have been or will be "pruned" for breaking the sacred timeline. (The TVA isn't supposed to do that anymore, but some radical elements there still do.)

Well fuck that, is what I say.

I'm mounting a rescue mission. No spiders left behind. I have too many spider-friends and associates who aren't Peters, including a gang of gutsy teenagers I would die for.

The same goes for other "variants" who don't abide by "cannon"!

Please keep the following code handy and transmit it from any device you can, if you end up in the void. I will head out on a rescue mission with a small team. Stay safe out there!

//Open RP prompt below the cut!\\

Here's how it works:

1. The invite is for cannon-divergent muses and spider-people, but open to anyone. :)

2. Start a new thread with your own opener. You can start by getting pruned, or waking up in the Void.

3. Remember there are baddies in the void! Your character might run into cannibals, waring factions, Loki or Deadpool variants, or other variants (benign or malignant) and structures or settings which have been pruned.

4. Tag @bstandsforbabydaddy in your opener. We can also dm for plotting.

5. A small team will set out to find your muse. We are keeping the rescue team to 4 or less, to keep the action moving.

6. They can make several shorter missions, so this is an open and ongoing prompt!

If you are interested but don't know where to start, feel free to dm for plotting ideas!

Current rescue team: @ravonna-lexus-renslayer, @d-adpool

Please reblog for visibility!